CHAP 1

Sasuke talking with Naruto in a room when Sakura runs in.

Sakura (sweetly): Sasuke I have to tell you something it's about me, I have to tell you something.

Sasuke: Never let me tell you how I feel!

Sakura: Maybe if you would shut up I will – wait WHAT?

Naruto (confused): What are you guys talking about? (Sasuke and Sakura ignore him) Let me know!

Sasuke and Sakura (screaming): Shut up Naruto!

Sakura (getting mad): Well what were you going to say! Spit it out! Well Sasuke what?

Sasuke (still quiet with a grumble): There's no other way to tell you this but over the years I realized that there was always –(screaming) NARUTO!

Sakura (fed up): WHAT!? What do you mean Naruto?

Naruto (getting mad): Would you please, please, please, tell me before I go ballistic!

Sasuke: Naruto! Go away I need to tell Sakura something important now GO!

Naruto (upset): But, but, but, but, but, bu- Okay! Fine later will you please tell me!

Sasuke: Fine just go, right like I was saying I want to tell you how I feel (now getting mad), but I can't with this little creep in the way!!

Naruto (defensively): It's not my fault, all right! Fine before you get me more mad – and stop calling me little! I will be the next Hokage, believe it! I may be small, but I'm tall with pride and I will be the best Hokage ever! Believe it!

Sakura gets fed up and leaves the room fuming.

Sasuke (shouting): Shut up Naruto! You stupid villainess – oh wait that's a girl (pauses) never mind you are a girl. So will you let me finish to what I was saying to Sakura – (panics) Sakura?

By Sakura

Sakura (fed up): Boys and their stupidness why did I ever think that I could have feelings for that Sasuke, (dreamily) sleek black hair that grin whenever he smiles those really good looks (gets mad again) – Oh whatever! Urgh! To think that I would have been Sakura Uchiha. Just the thought makes me sick!

Back to Sasuke and Naruto!

Sasuke (grunting steam coming out of his ears almost yelling): Naruto you stupid kid your so dumb. You annoying little creep you're so ignorant and self-centered. You – you never mind.

Naruto: Huh…what happened to Sakura? Where is she? And why are you yelling at me? And – oh that's it (makes hand signs) SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!

Naruto activates his signature move and 100 Narutos appear and Sasuke's nightmare has just begun!

Naruto clones all in unison: All right Sasuke you're gonna learn to respect me! Or I'll have to open a can of WHOOP ASS on you!

After a while of Naruto getting the hell beat out of Sasuke, Sasuke speaks up.

Sasuke (exhausted and not caring sarcastically): Wow, Naruto I guess you are a ninja or – (yelling) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?

Naruto begins to rape Kakashi as he walks into the room and Sasuke's eyes start bleeding! (AN: okay that was not my idea it was my friends see the End AN bottom of the story should I up the rating to "M"?)

Kakashi (looking relieved that someone was giving him affection): Thanks Naruto for that personal experience!

Naruto: Well I guess that concludes I'm gay.

Sasuke: Great now I'm going to be even more Emo!

Sasuke faints from the horrific experience. Naruto and Kakashi are looking around while the other Narutos are trying to wake up Sasuke. Sakura runs in ready to apologize to Sasuke when she sees all of Naruto's clones on top of him.

Sakura: Gasp! What – what – what's going on here? Why are there so many Naruto's? Sasuke!! What happened to him?

Sakura runs over to Sasuke and throws off all the Naruto clones that are trying to kiss Sakura.

Sakura: Sasuke! Sasuke! Get off of Sasuke! (Realizes) Oh jeez, he's just sleeping. I hope he not actually dead. Oh well desperate times call for drastic measures.

Sakura is about shake Sasuke awake when one of the Naruto clones kicks Sakura in the head and Sakura accidentally kisses Sasuke. Sasuke wakes up and as soon as Sasuke saw Sakura on him he didn't do any thing but smile, while Sakura cries and hugs him. Kakashi just gets up and leaves the room.

Naruto clones: Hey Sakura what happened to you where did you go?

Sakura turns her head around and smacks the real Naruto in the face.

Naruto: Ow! What was that for?

Sakura: Oh sorry Naruto I meant to hit your clones! Oh Sasuke you're awake oh thank god I was so worried – Uh Sasuke why are you grinning like that…um Sasuke earth to Sasuke!

Sasuke just continues to smile as Sakura continues to shake Sasuke and Naruto begins to kill his clones.

Will Sasuke open up to Sakura? Will Naruto become straight again? Find out in SASUKE'S CONFESSION!