Since it is Shingo we're dealing with here, he is being the brother to Usagi he usually is. I did try to stick to the manga facts, though I slipped in two anime ones for a laugh.. if you get it.

Dear Reader,

This is my first issue of this magazine, I hope to clear any rumors surrounding my sister, and to uncover the truth of what goes on at the Crystal Palace. I hope to give you an insider's view. Let me explain about this magazine, some may say I am bitter because I was not given a position and a title for being the Queen's brother, but this is not true. I truly am not bitter about this development, so I have chosen to make this magazine instead and inquire into the real goings-on of the newly established Crystal Tokyo.

Sincerely,

Tsukino Shingo

On a beautiful September day the new king, Endymion, and the new Queen, Neo-Queen Selenity got married. This beautiful couple are king and Queen of the Earth, after they threatened everyone to accept the healing of a magical crystal called the ginzuishou, which reportedly retards growth in the young population. It was a joyous event with flowers, candies, and many cakes. But this event was shadowed by the fact that two people, rather cats were missing from this event. Royal Conspiracies is out to investigate this occurrence. We smell a conspiracy.

It is my belief that the cats, who were supposedly also at their own wedding, were in fact furthering the delusion that my sister, and brother-in-law are really in charge, when it is they who are in charge. I have even found and pried into Usagi's secret diary on the on-goings of the senshi. While we all know the Queen doesn't try too hard on her kanji, I have found the following evidence.

The cats in question are named Artemis and Luna. They are about 20 years old in human years. They are reported to be changelings and also the founders of the Sailor Senshi. They are aliens from another planet called Mau and are admittedly not neutered or spayed. I find them suspicious because they've never been attacked, according to my sister's diary, and they have special powers such as telekinesis, and the ability to type at a computer and to speak fluent Japanese.

When I questioned the Queen, she became very pale and upset over the idea. She even ran off to the bathroom to throw up. I know the report that she is pregnant has been made, but it is also my belief that she knew my inquiries were true. I have evidence from leading doctors who say that often painful memories produce this effect.

"Yes, this has been documented, I remember in medical school hearing about this phenomenon," says Sailor Mercury, one of the Sailor Senshi protecting the palace, and by far the best looking of them, "they vomited when they started to remember painful memories, especially associated with the war."

My new brother-in-law, King Endymion, also said, "They didn't even give a response to the invitation."

I tried to approach Sailor Venus on the fact that her cat was missing for the wedding, but she wouldn't comment. At this point, I would like to point out that this person is in need of sever help. She has chased down idols and stalked them, she has even posed as Princess Selenity.

As a matter of fact none of the senshi could comment on the whereabouts of these two felines during a very important day. This only feed into my theory that these felines are actually aliens and have control of the entire government. As they have only been bashed in the head a few times according to the battle records, it is my belief that they are creating this new world under their rule.

I have even found that Luna, the cat that my sister keeps, even sounds like one of their past enemies who went by the name of Queen Beryl.

I, in fact, believe that this Sailor from the planet Mau was bringing the felines to justice, and my sister was led to believe that it was an enemy so my sister, as Eternal Sailormoon would get rid of her. Who knows what these felines have done on their home planet to get cast out into a remote part of the universe. Their powers are so strong that they have even the Sailor Senshi from the other solar system fooled into believing they are not enemies. The Senshi from the Outer solar system have failed in their mission to protect this world from outside invaders.

So it is my conclusion that these "cats" actually plan to take over our planet. They have been around the senshi long enough to delude them, and to throw "Royal Conspiracies" off, they did not show up at the wedding. If they continue this they will take over the universe.