So… the idea came out… now I'm going with it… deal with it…
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Yes! My self-insert OC in a harem! I'm bored OK!? My new fic is more serious so I figured while I did a serious story I should throw out most, if not all, logic in another story! It won't be like the Ren harem, logic died when that was made, but this will still screw over logic somewhat!
DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU READ MY OTHER FIC OF THE SAME NAME OR THIS WONT MAKE SENSE!
Why had no one who followed my first fic followed my new fic? It's weird, I know it's a different type of fic but really? None of you? Weird… My new fic only has one follow and one favorite I am sad… :,(
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So I have a Bio now, you should all go read that, I would make it a requirement if I could.
Good Old Disclaimer (G.O.D.): Don't own RWBY or anything else referenced, except my OC, I am the OC after all.
Chapter 1: It begins… (WTF AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE!?)
"I don't like where this has gone…" AJ said to himself as he stood in Team RWBY's dorm, initially it was just casual chatter, now it was going to things AJ didn't want to talk about around girls, let alone anyone at all.
Yang had apparently heard him. "What's the matter? Afraid we might ask what your fetish is?" Yang asked grinning.
"Yes!" AJ responded.
"Well, I just want to know if my little sis has a fetish yet or not, ok?" Yang said before turning back to Ruby, who was currently the same color as her name or her cloak. "OH! A Tsundere fetish? That would explain why you are so nice to Weiss." Yang said with a cheshire grin.
"I'm not Tsundere!" Weiss complained.
"NO!" Was Ruby's response for the hundredth time.
"One: You are Tsundere! Two: Leave Ruby alone Yang! Can we just drop this!?" AJ asked.
"NO! I MUST KNOW!" Yang yelled before turning back to Ruby.
AJ facepalmed and turned to Blake. "What are we gonna do about this?" He asked.
"I'm not sure." Blake said putting her hand to her chin. "Yang isn't gonna drop this so maybe we could just go to the library in the meantime?" Blake suggested and AJ nodded wanting to get out of there.
"Well in that case." Yang said suddenly turning towards the couple and filling them with dread. "Blake!" She started and Blake jumped in fear. "What your fetish!? Or fetishes." Yang asked.
Blake blushed while responding. "I'm not telling you!" She yelled.
"Is it the stuff that happens in that book of yours?" Yang asked.
"No! I'll have you know there is a relationship in the story that is much like ours where nothing too serious happens." Blake explained still blushing.
"Are you a dominatrix?" Yang asked. "You have that rope with your weapon and everything…"
"No!" Blake denied. "I'm just a little more… forward with things… but nothing like that! I don't want to hurt AJ." Blake said holding AJ's hand tighter.
"So, like when you usually are the one to initiate the kiss rather than him?" Yang asked.
"Yes! Exactly! Little things like that." Blake said shyly.
"Fine! Keep your fetish a secret then!" Yang said before turning to her new target. "Weiss!"
"Oh no you don't!" Weiss started. "I am not telling you ANYTHING about my… likes…" Weiss said hesitantly while AJ and Blake crept by towards the door. "Oh AJ~" Yang sang and AJ froze. "Surely you have one, right?"
"Yes, and I'M NOT TELLING YOU!" AJ yelled and turned to leave again.
"I'll tell you all my fetishes if you promise to tell me yours after!" Yang offered.
"Sure." AJ said.
"I like to tease, and I like to be the one on top." Yang said suggestively moving towards AJ.
"Yang!" Blake said scoldingly and got between the blond and AJ.
"Not much of a fetish…" Weiss said quietly.
"Hey! You're one to talk, you never told us yours!" Yang complained. "And if you must know, I also like to smother the guy, and I think you know with what." Yang said suggestively, putting her arms under her chest.
AJ blushed and turned to leave.
"Hey! You said you would tell us yours!" Yang said.
AJ looked over his shoulder at her, still blushing slightly but now smiling smugly.
"I lied." He said simply and walked out. Blake smiled at the look on Yang's face and quickly followed AJ to the library.
The next day, in Miss Goodwitch's Dust class.
"Alright students, let's see if you learned anything from last semester, you are going to mix different types of Dust and see what you can make." Glynda explained and everyone went to their stations. AJ noticed Glynda motion him over and he went to her.
"Yes?" AJ asked.
"I know what happens when you touch Dust so I won't make you do this experiment." Glynda explained.
"Oh! Ok. If you insist." He said glad he didn't have to do this but also kind of wishing he could. 'Still don't get how the Energy neutralizes the Dust from being used, yet if it is hit by other Dust types it makes a MUCH bigger explosion. Like, how does that work!?'
He and Glynda watched the rest of the class for a while. AJ noticed Jaune having what looked like success and saw him hold up a pink Dust crystal. He had a big proud smile on his face.
"Hmm… I've never seen that shade before." Glynda said to herself. "Mr. Arc! Bring that crystal here! I believe you may have made something new!" Glynda called to Jaune who came over.
Glynda was looking closely at the Dust crystal, Jaune wanted to know what he had made, and Ozpin had apparently walked in and was observing the crystal with equal curiosity. AJ noticed what looked like recognition in his eyes and what looked like that spark of a plan you really want to enact in his eyes as well. AJ was afraid to say the least.
Suddenly Ozpin knocked the crystal into the air with his cane uttering a simple "Oops." And the crystal hit near AJ and shattered, releasing pink powder on the whole class.
"Ozpin! What the hell?" AJ asked as he recovered and felt the same as before, making sure he had his hair by checking in a mirror, making sure he had all his limbs, seemed fine, but the Dust had to do something right?
"Sorry, my bad." Ozpin said with no emotion before turning and leaving the classroom while some students panicked wondering what the Dust did to them as well.
"AJ are you ok?" Blake asked concerned as she rushed to his side and checked him for damage.
"Yes Blake, I'm fine. I know I was close to the burst but nothing seemed to happen." AJ responded.
"Oh! Good!" Blake said happily and kissed him quickly.
AJ felt something odd about the kiss, and something in his eyes, and found it very hard to focus on anything but the kiss, he wasn't even looking her in the eyes yet, so he figured he would just lose all focus if he looked at her alluring eyes and settled for looking at the ground after the kiss ended and pretending to check himself for damage. Now wasn't the time to get lost in her eyes, he knew how dumb they both looked when they did that.
"Everyone ok? Anyone hurt?" Glynda asked the class, everyone responded saying they were ok.
"Sorry about that." Jaune said sheepishly. "Hope the Dust I made didn't hurt anyone."
"It's ok Jaune." AJ said, regaining his focus. "It doesn't seem to have done anything physical. Which could mean it was emotional, or mental, and anything could have happened then." AJ said before turning to the class.
"Anyone feel unusually happy or angry or sad?" AJ asked the class.
"Now that you mention it, I do feel more attracted to you than normal." Blake said. "Like, a lot more." She said smiling at him, using the cute smile she knows breaks his focus. "We should go somewhere more private, I know we said we wouldn't but…" She said smiling seductively and grabbing his arm.
"Hey! He's mine!" Yang said suddenly grabbing him.
"Hey! No I'm not!" AJ responded.
"I don't care! You will be mine." Yang whispered into his ear, breathing into his ear and down his neck. He shivered and quickly pulled away from both of them, he looked at Ruby and Weiss and noticed them staring at him as well. He saw a similar look on Pyrrha that was directed at Jaune.
'Oh dear god no…' AJ thought realizing what was happening. He grabbed Glynda and ran as fast as he could to her private office and shut the door.
"What is the meaning of this?!" Glynda demanded.
"It's Ozpin! Code: Harem! Code: Harem!" AJ said filled with fear.
"Oh dear god no…" Glynda said out loud and turned to a nearby bookcase and pulled out a series of books in a seemingly random order and all the windows were shut with steel bars, the door was reinforced with steel and a secret exit appeared in the floor. "We have to move, down here." She said and they both jumped down into the hole and found a secret lab under her office.
"The master of shipping won't stop once he's found a harem to start!" AJ said worryingly.
"I know! I know!" Glynda said typing on her scroll. "I managed to scan the Dust Mr. Arc made and it heightens love, but even more than that it brings out people's fetishes, or other things of that nature like being dominant or submissive." Glynda explained.
"Oh this is bad! This is really, really bad!" AJ said pacing. "Are you feeling the effects!?" Glynda shook her head.
"No. We have to get you as far from the school as possible!" Glynda explained.
"Can we do that from in here!?" AJ asked.
"No, we have to go back up and get to the airships." Glynda said gravely.
They climbed back up just in time to see the door knocked down by none other than Yang.
"There you are!" Yang said excitedly.
Glynda got between her and AJ and pulled out her riding crop. "Miss Xiao Long! If you do not stand down I will have no choice but to-" Yang charged and Glynda used her semblance to pin Yang to the wall. "Run! I'll hold her off!"
AJ ran, using his Aura to run through the halls and try to get outside but was tripped and had to roll and turn to his attacker, fearing it was one of RWBY, it was worse.
"AJ, why are you running? Surely you don't mind having the attention of a few girls do you?" Ozpin asked with a crazed look in his eye.
"No Ozpin, the problem is you started it, and we can bare you shipping the students,-" AJ started.
"You couldn't stop me if you tried!" Ozpin said maniacally.
"But we can't allow any harem you create to continue." AJ said ready to either run or fight the headmaster.
Ozpin sighed. "Sorry, but I saw what Mr. Arc's Dust could do and I had to enact my plan and finally ship a harem." Ozpin sighed. "So be it." He said before throwing a white crystal at AJ and it shattered on contact.
"What did you do?" AJ said trying to let out his Aura, he could, but he couldn't get any to his legs so he could run.
"Oh I just turned off your Aura in a few places. Can't have you using that bow of yours now can we?" Ozpin explained. "FOUND HIM!" He yelled and the rest of RWBY arrived with crazed looks in their eyes as well. AJ was unsure of himself now, but he could fight them as long as Yang doesn't come back. Then the wall of Glynda's private office was blow open and Yang stepped out.
'How did she even beat Glynda!?'
"Run." Ozpin said evilly and AJ did just that.
Now he was able to run at a speed that would beat the others, but not Ruby. He ran, and ran, but could tell Ruby was gaining on him. He eventually turned a corner and was tackled by the red cloaked girl into an empty dorm room. The girl was looked down at him while he went to push her off him.
"Well, Yang wanted to know what my fetish was, wanna find out?" Ruby asked, a pink sparkle appearing in her eyes. "Unless you can make cookies, I take bribes."
"I don't… know how… to cook." AJ hesitantly explained.
"Well I guess option one it is then." Ruby said as she leaned back onto him and got really close to kissing him. There was a pink sparkle in AJ's eyes and he found it hard to resist, but he forced his Aura into his eyes and the sparkle went away.
"Making a third option." AJ said before shoving her off and jumping out the window.
He landed on his side since his Aura couldn't go to his legs, still hurt. He saw Ruby wasn't jumping down so he took a moment to recover. Unfortunately he took too long and Blake found him and jumped on him before he could get up.
"Are you ok? Here! Let me help you feel better!" Blake spat out, he saw the pink sparkle that he had felt earlier appear in her eyes before she kissed him hard and pinned him down. He tried to push her off but he felt that sparkle come back and stopped resisting actually kissing back for a moment before forcing more Aura into his eyes and pushing her off. He saw Sun walking out looking for someone, probably Neptune, and called out to him.
"SUN! HALP!" AJ called out before feeling Gambol Shroud wrap around him and pull him down.
"Why are you running away AJ? Don't you like this?" Blake asked. 'Yes! And that's the problem!'
Sun came over and tackled Blake without hesitation. "Come on man, get up!" He said as he freed him.
"Thanks Sun!" He said before suddenly grabbing him by the shoulders. "YOU GOTTA HELP ME!" He yelled desperately. "I GOTTA GET TO THE AIRSHIPS!"
"I can't do that if you don't let go of me dude!" Sun requested and AJ released him. "Alright, let's go!" Sun said but was tackled by Blake. "RUN MAN! RUN!" Sun yelled and AJ ran away from the screaming as fast as his Aura-less legs would go. He had the airships in sight now and suddenly found Jaune was running next to him.
"You look like you're running from crazy girls as well!" AJ said to Jaune as they ran.
"You too huh!? No, just one! Ren and Nora gave me time to run though!" Jaune yelled. He was suddenly pulled back as he had forgotten to take off his armor. "NO! DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEE!" Jaune pleaded as he was pulled back by Pyrrha's semblance.
AJ ran without looking back. "I'm sorry Jaune… there is nothing that I can do…" AJ said sadly as he ran and made it to the ship and it took off sending him to Vale.
"Alright." AJ said as he sat down. "Just keep running… got it, I don't have anyone to turn too though!" He said to himself realizing his dilemma. The ship eventually set down and AJ walked out taking a moment to look at the city and think about where to go.
"Why couldn't he just stick to shipping two students?" AJ asked himself with a sigh. Only to freeze realizing what he just said.
"Did someone say..." AJ turned around. "SHIPPING!?" AJ saw Ozpin looking absolutely evil, sporting his most evil smile and all that, and insane and all of RWBY was right behind him.
"Ah motherfuc-"
"GET HIM!" Ozpin yelled and the girls charged.
Yep… harems… I went there... because reasons… what else are AJ and RWBY and JNPR supposed to do while they wait for volume 3? NOTHING!? I THINK NOT! Don't know how much longer this will go for, maybe end next chapter, maybe the one after that, almost certain it won't be a four-shot but it could for all I know! Edit: It's a two-shot. End edit. Hope you somehow enjoy this freaking random story, don't forget to follow and or favorite, check out my other fics, leave a review or PM unless you have nothing nice to say, and have a great week!
Only now have I decided to put this in an extras story rather than make it its own story.