Dumbledore sat in his office thinking up ways to help bring the students out of their depressing mood of unhappiness. As a matter of fact he knew a book that would provide the perfect solution to this pressing dilemma. As a matter of fact it gave him a song to sing.

"Don't worry be happ-

"Ah ah ah no singing professor," Trelawney piped in.

"Damn I hate that woman!" Dumbledore grumbled to himself.

"What was that headmaster?" her voice rang.

"Nothing, carry on!"

Getting up from his desk the headmaster walked over to his cabinet, pushed aside his pensive and pulled out a bright orange spell book entitled: How to Bring Happiness and Joy to your overstressed student and faulty and a greasy git as the Potions Master that no one likes. Opening up to the table of contents he found the chapter listed as A Karaoke Talent Show with a hint of mystery please turn to page 4978. Turning to the page he saw the following details:

The following spell will cause your school to be enveloped into a mystery of enchantment and decadence. No, not really. What will happen is that the participants in this show will randomly disappear after their act. They will resurface at the end but only when the kidnapper is caught will the spell will be broken. Yes, that means you will be doing this over and over again until you catch the hooligan. Well say the incantation and let's get started. The villain will be selected randomly and we have no control over who shows up during the show.

Warning: This spell has been known to bring people, animals and murderous manics with snake faces to the show also. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED MUHAHAHAHAHA cough ha

"Now to pick the judges, hmm let's see I'll do a simple spell to bring Sirius back for the night, and get McGonagall and Severus to join in also.

"Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry annual karaoke talent show." announced Lee Jordan. "Our lovely headmaster has decided to start one for all the students who wish to show off their talents, though some don't have any." Lee cut in. "Jordan!" Professor McGonagall shouted. "Sorry professor, well anyway time for a word from our sponsors!!!"

When he had finished saying that another announcer's voice had appeared out of thin air, "This has been made possible by Dark Lord Entertainment "Do what we say or we'll Avada Kedavra You!" and Order of the Phoenix Inc. "Protecting you from Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Secretly of course!!" "Our Judges tonight include the notorious Sirius Black, our favorite potions master Severus Snape," The crowed booed at his name. "Fifty points from Gryffindor" he yelled. "Professor, how did you mange to bring Black back?" Snape whispered into Dumbledore's ear vehemently. "That, Severus is my secret," Dumbledore said with a smile. "…our own transfiguration teacher Professor McGonagall…," Waving her hand to the crowd she turned to face Dumbledore, "Professor, how did we get sponsored by Dark Lord Entertainment," asked McGonagall. "Shouldn't we be worried it might be You-Know-Who," McGonagall whispered to Dumbledore as Lee announced him. "…and the headmaster, the man who helped find the twelve uses for dragon blood, the head honcho, the wizard without the gizzard ALBUS DUMBLEDORE!!!!!!" The crowd had gone wild, except the Slytherin house they of course booed but the headmaster paid them no attention. "Nonsense Minerva," he said standing up as the applause rang out, "There's nothing to worry about at all.

"Now that we've done all that on with the show…..!!!!"

I really like this story but I don't know how I'm going to properly write it without lyrics. Whether or not I'll finish this is another story and will be determined if anyone cares or I feel just too giddy not to do. Don't know yet. If you vaguely remember reading this you may or may not have. Hope you enjoyed. If you want more you know what to do.