A/N: I'm taking a break from my Megaman Fanfic to try and do this. I was inspired by a post on tumblr and I was thinking of making a fanfic about it with my own twists. I've been obsessed with both FNAF and Hetalia lately so I think doing this will get this off my system for a bit. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! Human names will be used.

Hetalia plays Five Nights at Freddy's: America

Normal POV

After Alfred finished his hamburger and started sipping his coffee he picked up his laptop to try out this cool horror game people have been playing in his country. He seen other people play the original, so being the hero that he is, decided to skip playing that and go straight for the sequel.

"This is gonna be so cool!" Alfred cheered to himself as he logged into the starter screen. Matthew passed by when he noticed this. He lightly tapped Alfred's shoulder and spoke up quietly.

"What do you have there, eh?" Alfred almost threw his laptop from shock and his fear of ghosts until he turned around and realized it was only his bro, Mattie.

"Oh hey Mattie! I'm gonna play this cool horror game, " Alfred replied. Matthew stared questionably at his crazy sibling. He knew this was not going to end well, however he knew nothing he'd say will go through Alfred's thick skull so he just sighed.

"Okay Alfred, just be careful," he said as he left. If only America heard that, because he already put on his headphones to start the game with the volume at an all time high.

America's POV

Sweet! This game is gonna be so awesome! The screen started with a newspaper with that ad like the original. Then it showed an office with Three passage ways. Wait... where are the doors? I decided to start looking for the controls. The first controls i figured out were the camera, and I spotted the animatronics.

"Hmph. There not that creepy." Soon a call came from the office. It must be "phone guy" as everyone puts it. Hmph! the hero hero doesn't need introductions! I muted the call and looked through the cameras more. I came across a room that had a button that said 'Wind Up Music Box' with a circle counting down. Having trust in the button, I clicked it and turned off the camera. I also figured out the mask and flashlights. The mask must be the door's substitute or something. Damn the lack of doors is getting me uneasy.

"Heh, I should've took the call..." I muttered to myself. The hero WILL NOT lose on the first night!

I went from 12 AM to 5 AM with literally close to nothing trying to get me. I was getting extra careful during this when a cold chill and voice I could barely hear with my headphones made me use the closest weapon besides my laptop on the intruder: My coffee. I could've sworn I heard a faint noice but but my attention was back to my game. The screen soon flickered to 6 AM and i pumped my fists.

"Alfred, you jerk!" I turned around saw Mattie drenched in the same coffee I spilled. Whoops...

"Oh uh sorry, Mattie..." I closed my laptop while taking off my headphones and gave my bro an apologetic smile. He gave me a glare and started mumbling to himself. Well there's nothing I can do about that now. I turned around and flipped on my laptop to see 'Night 2 12 AM' in digital letters. I put on my headphones and decided to listen to the call this time.

The call said how 'I'm a natural' (of course I'm a natural, I'm the hero), and other stuff. What really gave me the creepy vibes of this was 'the older models. Jesus Christ they look more jacked up than before! They look creepier then that mangled thing I spotted before! I must've skipped the camera on night one.

Then phone guy mentioned that fox in the previous game and to flash the light at him and that the mask won't work. I was getting shivers while the phone call progressed. (from outside of course! Fire must've gone out or something...) As soon as he hung up I played around with the cameras to see that creepy mangled thing move and... wait where's that balloon boy? SHIT! I turn off my camera to see new Bonnie to my right!

"CRAP!" I put the mask on and he went away... might as well check that stupid music box. I ignored the vent noise for now since it'd probably take them a bit to get up

I winded it up to hear continuous laughter. I pulled down and to my surprise I saw that dang balloon boy laughing at me! I tried putting the mask on but it didn't work, and the stupid thing wouldn't let me check my lights. I was about to panic, but then that stupid Foxy got me! The jump scare made me throw my laptop on the floor in what was anger, I kept thinking to myself.

Normal POV

Matthew was about done cleaning the coffee off his shirt and face until he heard yelling.

"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT-" The noise stopped and the foot stomps halted abruptly when a door was slammed. He came out and noticed Alfred's door was shut, even though he rarely shuts it, and the door sure looked liked it was about to fall. He smirked to himself when he figured out what happened.

"Jerk."

A/N: I hope i put some humor into this since it is hetalia, but this is my first time trying to some humor into a fanfic so idk. I also tried my best to show off America's personality, but I guess it's up to you guys. Anyways, R&R to tell me how I did, and keep an eye on the next chap if you enjoyed!