NO YOU FOOLS I DONT OWN FUSHIGI YUGI IF I DID NAKAGO WOULD NOT HAVE LIVED
NEARLY AS LONG!!!!
HI AGAIN!!!! ITS SHABURNIGDO! IM GOING TO VENTURE INTO A ONE PAGE FAN FIC THAT COMBINES FUSHIGI YUGI AND MONTY PYTHON'S SEARCH FOR THE HOLY GRAIL! THIS TIME ITS GOING TO BE THE FIGHT BETWEEN KING ARTHUR AND THE BLACK KNIGHT!
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(tamahome and chuei walk up to a bridge while chuei is clapping coconut halves together to make hoof noises. On the bridge nakago kills a konan soldier and then stares blankly at tamahome who walks up to the bridge)
TAMAHOME: Hello good knight i would like to ask you to join me on my quest for suzaku
(nakago looks at him without speaking)
TAMAHOME: Alright then i'll be on my way then
(tamahome tries to walk past but is stopped when nakago does not move)
NAKAGO: NONE SHALL PASS
TAMAHOME: what?
NAKAGO: NONE SHALL PASS
TAMAHOME: i have no quarry with you good knight i just wish to pass
NAKAGO: NONE SHALL PASS
TAMAHOME: then prepair to defend yourself
(tamahome pulls out his sword and nakago does the same and their swords clash as tamahome cuts off one of nakago's arms)
TAMAHOME: i have won
NAKAGO: what? come on are you chicken fight me.
TAMAHOME: GOOD NIGHT! you have lost your arm
NAKAGO: what? no i havent
TAMAHOME: then what is that? (points at arm on the ground)
NAKAGO: (looks at it) tis only a flesh wound
TAMAHOME: its your arm!
(nakago swings his sword and tamahome begins to as well and tamahome cuts off nakago's other arm)
TAMAHOME: now let me pass.
NAKAGO: What? are you afraid of me?
TAMAHOME: YOUR UNARMED!
NAKAGO: so?
(nakago kicks at tamahome and tamahome cuts off the shogun's leg)
NAKAGO: COME ON NOW!
TAMAHOME: what?
NAKAGO: im the leader of the seriyu IM INVINCABLE!
TAMAHOME: your a loony
NAKAGO: COME ON!
(nakago begins to kick at tamahome as best he can with one leg tamahome then cuts off nakago's last leg and nakago falls to the floor and tamahome walks past with chuei)
NAKAGO: RIGHT WE'LL CALL IT A DRAW THEN! HEY WHERE YA GOING? I'LL GNAW YOUR LEGS OFF!
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THAT WAS THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF MY LOVELY COLLECTION OF THIS SERIES! LOOK FOR OTHER ONES BY SHABURNIGDO!!!!
HI AGAIN!!!! ITS SHABURNIGDO! IM GOING TO VENTURE INTO A ONE PAGE FAN FIC THAT COMBINES FUSHIGI YUGI AND MONTY PYTHON'S SEARCH FOR THE HOLY GRAIL! THIS TIME ITS GOING TO BE THE FIGHT BETWEEN KING ARTHUR AND THE BLACK KNIGHT!
*****
(tamahome and chuei walk up to a bridge while chuei is clapping coconut halves together to make hoof noises. On the bridge nakago kills a konan soldier and then stares blankly at tamahome who walks up to the bridge)
TAMAHOME: Hello good knight i would like to ask you to join me on my quest for suzaku
(nakago looks at him without speaking)
TAMAHOME: Alright then i'll be on my way then
(tamahome tries to walk past but is stopped when nakago does not move)
NAKAGO: NONE SHALL PASS
TAMAHOME: what?
NAKAGO: NONE SHALL PASS
TAMAHOME: i have no quarry with you good knight i just wish to pass
NAKAGO: NONE SHALL PASS
TAMAHOME: then prepair to defend yourself
(tamahome pulls out his sword and nakago does the same and their swords clash as tamahome cuts off one of nakago's arms)
TAMAHOME: i have won
NAKAGO: what? come on are you chicken fight me.
TAMAHOME: GOOD NIGHT! you have lost your arm
NAKAGO: what? no i havent
TAMAHOME: then what is that? (points at arm on the ground)
NAKAGO: (looks at it) tis only a flesh wound
TAMAHOME: its your arm!
(nakago swings his sword and tamahome begins to as well and tamahome cuts off nakago's other arm)
TAMAHOME: now let me pass.
NAKAGO: What? are you afraid of me?
TAMAHOME: YOUR UNARMED!
NAKAGO: so?
(nakago kicks at tamahome and tamahome cuts off the shogun's leg)
NAKAGO: COME ON NOW!
TAMAHOME: what?
NAKAGO: im the leader of the seriyu IM INVINCABLE!
TAMAHOME: your a loony
NAKAGO: COME ON!
(nakago begins to kick at tamahome as best he can with one leg tamahome then cuts off nakago's last leg and nakago falls to the floor and tamahome walks past with chuei)
NAKAGO: RIGHT WE'LL CALL IT A DRAW THEN! HEY WHERE YA GOING? I'LL GNAW YOUR LEGS OFF!
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THAT WAS THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF MY LOVELY COLLECTION OF THIS SERIES! LOOK FOR OTHER ONES BY SHABURNIGDO!!!!