Wall Titania Production

Inspired by my headcanon that Bertholdt has a sweet-tooth. I don't own Shingeki no Kyojin.


They both marched into Bertholdt's house, wide and victorious grins upon their faces. Reiner at last removed the robot head from his costume while Bertholdt spat out his plastic vampire teeth.

Bertholdt placed his pillowcase of candy onto the kitchen table and sighed. "Aren't we getting a bit too old for this, Reiner?"

Reiner raised an eyebrow at his friend. Then he smirked and took the pillowcase off the table. "Well, if that's how you feel about it, I guess you're too old for this candy then-"

"N-No!" Bertholdt snatched his pillowcase back from Reiner and gave him a look that reminded the blonde of a kicked puppy. Then Bertholdt realized how childish he must have looked and blushed. "S-Sorry..."

The other merely laughed and pat him on the back. "It's fine! Don't apologize. It's nice to see you so relaxed."

They both spilled the spoils of their night of trick-or-treating onto the table and started trading and dividing it amongst themselves. When they were done, Bertholdt was faced with the near impossible task he had to do every year... Deciding what candy to eat first.

After five solid minutes of staring at the sweets as if one of them would volunteer, he sighed. He glanced over to Reiner's half of the table then let out an exasperated groan. "Reiner!"

Reiner had arranged all of his candy bars into a circle, each bar lying on its side. Within the circle were tiny boxed-candies and gummi bears. Reiner smirked at Bertholdt as he pointed to his miniature walled city.

The brunette only gave him a look that read "Reiner, don't do it." Reiner knocked over a part of the candy wall and made a little crashing sound effect. He made his fingers start walking around the mini-city while the other hand was making the gummi bears run around.

"It's a titan! It's a titan!" Reiner said in a silly squeaky voice. "Aaaaaaahh!" He picked up gummi bear and popped it into his mouth, making a huge exaggeration of shutting his jaw.

Reiner flinched when olive green eyes were narrowed in his direction. If looks could kill, he would already be six-feet under.

"Reiner, give me the gummi soldiers."

The blonde averted his eyes and picked up another 'gummi soldier'. He made a quiet "aaaahhhh" as he brought it to his mouth and ate it.

Bertholdt scooped up all the gummi bears from Reiner's side of the table and cramped them into his mouth. Anything threatening about his glare was lost due to his cheeks being puffed out like a squirrel's.

Reiner was able to hold back a smile for all of five seconds before he burst out laughing. "Oh my god, Bertl! Your face!"

Bertholdt swallowed hard. While he was trying to keep his glare, Reiner's laugh was always contagious. Soon enough, he ended up laughing along with him.

The two spent the night goofing off in their costumes and eating candy. Bertholdt, subtly keeping the gummi bears away from Reiner.

I WROTE A THING IN 24 HOURS, OMFG!

*Ahem* Anyways, review, please.