100 themes of KuroFai

Yass I'm doing the 100 themes challenge! These will be completely unrelated, super short oneshots.

So here we go-

Introduction

"Hyuu! Kuro-strong is so manly!" Fai had been sitting there for the past two hours, cheering Kurogane on as he chopped firewood. For a while he was just clapping and "hyuu"-ing, but before long he began to shout out various comments as well - many of which he was glad the kids couldn't hear.

Perhaps the most irritating were when he would wait until the black haired man was swinging, and right as he hit the wood the blonde would shout, "Oh baby! Hit that wood!" or, "hit it harder, Kuro-sexy!"

Eventually Kurogane got tired of it and whipped around, holding the axe menacingly. "One more comment and I'm going to hit YOU."

He didn't realize untill it was too late how big of a mistake his remark was.

Fai smiled wide, eyes narrowing playfully. "Is that a promise? Or a threat?"

He leapt off of his perch on the stump he had been sitting on and ran towards the house. Mission Accomplished.

[A/N : Decided to pick back up with this! Reworking these older ones before continuing. Stay tuned!]