"Package for Misaki Takahashi!"

"Coming!"

Misaki opened the door and accepted an exceptionally large package. "I wonder if it's another souvenir from Nii-chan," he mumbled. He carried it into the living room and set it on the coffee table.

"Who's it from?" Akihiko asked as he emerged from his room.

"It's from...dammit."

Misaki read "Haruhiko Usami" on the packaging slip and knew there would be hell to pay in a few moments.

Akihiko looked at his lover confused and walked up to him. Misaki leaned against the table to try and hide it, but his attempt was futile as the author easily lifted him up and put him to the side.

"Misaki."

"Hey! This is just a mistake! I told him to stop sending me stuff, but he won't listen!" Misaki yelled.

Akihiko stared at the teen. "What did he send this time?"

Misaki turned back around and opened the box. Inside, there was a bag of ripe red strawberries.

"Again with this crap?" Akihiko said. He held the bag of strawberries and Misaki snatched it from his hand.

"You're not going to throw them away, Usagi-san," he said.

"Why not? They are from him after all."

"It'd be a waste."

Akihiko silently glared at the strawberries in the boy's hand.

"Ah! It's time for lunch. Why don't we use the strawberries now?" Misaki asked.

"Do whatever you want," Akihiko sighed. He sat on the couch and smoked a cigarette while Misaki prepared lunch.

The teen made fruit salad with the new strawberries and some cut up oranges and bananas that were in the fridge. "It's ready," he said once he finished setting up the table.

Akihiko waltzed over to the table and began eating. "How are they?" Misaki asked.

"Not bad," Akihiko growled.

"That was most of the strawberries. The rest of them are in the oven," Misaki said.

"What are you making?"

The timer on the oven went off and Misaki left the table. He covered his hand with an oven mit and took out a smalt tray. On top of it, there was a pie with strawberry filling. The delicious smell filled the air in the apartment.

"Do you want anything with your pie?" Misaki asked. He began cutting a slice for himself and his lover.

Akihiko walked into the kitchen. "Do we have any whip cream?"

"It's in the fridge."

Akihiko grabbed a can of extra creamy whip cream from the fridge.

"Usagi-san..."

"Yes? Hmph!"

Misaki giggled as he shoved a slice of pie in his lover's face. "What was with that sound you made just now?" he asked.

Akihiko wiped his mouth to remove the strawberry filling. "What was that for?" he growled.

"I said I'd attack you and that's exactly what I just did!" the teen laughed.

While the teen was busy laughing, Akihiko grabbed a slice of pie and shoved it in his lover's face as payback.

"Hey!" Misaki yelled. He licked his lips to taste the strawberry filling. "Wow, it came out better than I thought it would. Wait, that's not the point right now. Why did you do that?!"

"An eye for an eye, my dear Misaki. Is the filling sweet? Let me taste it."

Akihiko quickly captured Misaki's lips. The strawberries coated them and created an intoxicating flavor.

Misaki pushed the author away. "Hey! If you want to taste it, eat the one that's on your face!"

"It's just not the same."

"Yeah it is! Hey! Let me go! Usagi-san!"

Author's Note

Hiya~! A strange plot for a JR story, but it's a cute and funny one, ne~? :3 So this came to me on Friday when my school had Pi Day, as in the freakishly long number only smart people understand...The best part of the day was when 5 teachers had pie (well it was just pie pans filled with whip cream, but who cares about the details? :3) thrown in their face! It was hilarious and exciting to see fellow students get sweet revenge on the teachers. ^_^

Anyway, there will be a chapter for Egoist and Terrorist because, come on, a pie in their faces would be priceless XD

Until next time, sayonara~!