I'm sooo sorry for not updating! I'm working really HARD on some other cool stories (but I can't tell you ABOUT that in CASE holywood wants TO steal my ideas. It's *that* good
AS USUALLY, THE fandom characters aren't mine, but EVERYTHING else IS! That includes the unique VERSION OF the fandom characters seen in this story. Enjoy also i inserted me into it
harry was sitting BEHIND his DESK. He felt the tears well up in his eyes . AFTER their last ADVENTURE, harry found OUT just exactly HOW cruel PEOPLE could be. HOW nasty and INCONSIDERATE real humans actually were. harry stared at A picture of a polar bear. A MAGNIFICENT beast WHO WOULD not hesitate to kill him ripping HIM LIMB from limb, but AT least it would be quick. Not a overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be UNLEASHED on him WHEN HE was AT his weakest and darkest MOMENT. When he needed his friends the most. But there HAD been one tiny RAY of LIGHT in this whole nightmare. harry remembered fondly the day he discovered it. It was a tuesday morning HE rememberanced. THE memories surfaced before his mind's eye AND took THE most wonderful shapes. Before harry well knew it, a SINGLE tear welled up in his eyes and TRICKLED down his cheek Because EVEN when all his 'FRIENDS' BETRAYED him, there was one consistant factor in his life: voldimorta
And harry knew that the rising ASPIRATIONS BETWEEN them could never BECOME true, the feelings HARRY had for voldimorta were the only thing in this WORLD that still felt true to HIM. No lies, JUST that SINGLE, pure sense AND feeling for relationship would probably ONLY ever BE PHYSICAL.
ALAS, harry thought to himself hopelessly. WHY MUST they battle? Why must harry be destined to DESTROY voldimorta? Can he ever tell voldimorta how much voldimorta means TO harry
If only HE could. Then ALL his pain would be over. NO more betrayal. No more SUFFERING under the laughter from THE killer brigette (WHO told him she LOVED him, ONLY to stab him right inti the heart at valentines day!). No, only voldimorta and harry's true feelings for HER. A/N Lol this has all been so depressive LOL! My next bit WILL BE less dark!
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voldimorta stopped and gazed into space.
Oh no.
It was happening; SHE couldn't HELP THINKING ABOUT harry again. SHE tried NOT too. DESPERATE to avoid the thoughts that could not BE, NO, - would not BE- held back.
But like dozens of unstoppable Ponys they came CREEPING forward till they filled HER brain
harrys smile SHINED like Water, as impressive AS a Rhino, it FILLED the SKYSCRAPPER and voldimorta was helplessly BUT willingly absorbed into THEM.
HARRYS eyes were like you rolled them they would go quite far.
(Almost as lovely AS mine. lol!/AN harrys legs WERE like a Diplodocus. Straight and tight.
(Mine are BEST THOUGH. Lol!/AN)
harrys chest WAS LIKE a Unicorns. Powerful and impossible to ignore (For the purposes OF this story, I AM going TO pretend THAT harrys ARNT as good as mine/AN)
How could voldimorta NOT be helpless IN the face of that? I mean, sure, VOLDIMORTA and harry had sex with eachother before, WHEN THEY met at a club once, but it was JUST a CASUAL THING. One of many that night.
Before things GOT too MESSY voldimorta SNAPPED out of IT. BUT the thoughts of harry would be back. Would She be able to resist next time?
(A/N this is MORE goth THAN usually but I really LIKE it this way! You will too, because its AWESOME!) IT LOOKED like voldimorta HAD sought harry out! Ever since harry's parents TOLD him THAT he was in fact a half vampire (or a dhampire), he had feared being discovered by VOLDIMORTA especially after harry remembred the terrible secret of his past.
The KILLER brigette looked with concerned at harry, "what is wrong harry?
HARRY did not wait to answer her. He TURNED on ONE OF his new found SEXUAL vampire powers and listened to voldimorta's COMMANDS voldimorta was commanding her lackeys to search harry out. After villain HAD harshly INTERROGATEDAND tortured and flayed THEIR skin of their bones voldimorta had discovred the truth behind HARRY! And he told his HENCHMEN THAT HE had.
"I have discovered THE secret behind harry's percentage" VOLDIMORTA told her henchmen.
His lackeys smiled wickedly and took their weapons and rushed INTO the shopping centre leaving behind a bloody trail of dead and mutilated bodies. They had no concern for any of THE shops fortunately the colour of spilled BLOOD matched the goth clothes so THEY COULD STILL be resold harry and The KILLER brigette and ronalds faught like lions that WERE fighting among EACH other for the LAST scrap of meat AND mannished to DEFAECATE most of THE henchmen
But then voldimorta stapped forwar AND SPOKE: "I know your SECRET!"
THEN ronalds said: "How do you know about harry being a half VAMPIRE (a/n: or dhampire, really!)?"
voldimorta LAUGHED and said: "you JUST told me! But also, I read it on HARRY'S facebook!"
harry gasped, he thaguht that he had posted it only for FRIENDS and not public! harry had to be careful with his privacy settings because thye keep CHANGING all the time (a/n: urrrgh, so annoying!)
But voldimorta did NOTHING but launching. voldimorta THEN said: but that is not WHAT I HAD discovered! Oh NO! both ronalds and The killer brigette GASPED but harry could only think OF. THEY did not know the truth. That HARRY WAS really rapped by voldimorta before harry EVEN knew of voldimorta's name! "I know THAT it WAS you SO long ago who I raped before me and did everything that I had ever WANTED to do WITH sucgh A fine pretty piece of meat LIKE you!" Oh no! gasped THE killer brigette and she felt really BAD FOR harry because even though she KNEW that harry didn't love her and was really depressed, SHE really DIDN'T EXPECT this And ronalds was also shocked because HE knew the loony and sevs knew a great SECRET that HE DIDN'T know, he still didn't know it was going to be this kind of secret!
harry FELT very depressed all the sudden. He LOST THE will to fight and dropped HIS WEAPON before voldimorta and VILLAIN laughed very loudly.
voldimorta THEN said: "I have YOU now under MY OMPLETE spell like I had that so long ago!"
(A/N I WANTED a cliff hanger here BUT I'm SOOOOO excited to share the next but OF story WITH you! Your going TO love it so much YOU'LL print it OUT and try to publish it (but not WITHOUT my permission!)"
Draco walked past AT THAT moment in his leather pants. HE looked depressed
Interlude voldimorta was finding IT really hard TO concentrate at this MOVEMENT her thoughts kept trying TO THINK of harry. DESPITE what was happening, it was hard to focus!
- - And THEN, AT the worst possible moment. IT happened. AGAIN voldimorta gazed at harry It was impossible to RESIST this time. Like a Brontosaurus voldimorta was pulled towards harry. IT was a like Ambush IN a war. It was a like a Ak-74 piercing through HER heart. (AND other lower regions of the body) It WAS a like magnets.
There WAS No resisting. No mercy. No Pants. No longer ANYTHING else mattered. harry looked shocked and then...and then...not shocked. He had known all along Of course. How could voldimorta have been so stupid? THOSE long looks at eachother,the times they gazed at the stars together, the candle lit dinners. The steamy showers.. The non STOP SEX.
IT WASN'T just friendship. It never was. It was more and harry had KNOWN all along.
"I knew" HARRY said.
"oh" voldimorta said, realizing all this for the first time.
But there was more...harry wasn't pulling AWAY. He was pushing TIGHTER. Holding voldimorta like A wild Giraffe.
At some point their clothes came off.
They got ripped in the process of the PASHIONING
SHE DIDN'T care. This is what she had needed for so long. too LONG. ARN. maybe more.
But this was now now. voldimorta and harry together AT last!
They canoddled LIKE LOVERS and made LOVE WITH their naughty BITS.
THEY took it IN turns INSERTING their bits INTO EACHOTHER. voldimorta INSERTED her bit into HARRY. Then HARRY INSERTED his bit into voldimorta. They repeated THIS a few times.(Toys were used)
voldimorta never knew kwidich could be USED for THAT!
Afterwards (when they HAD FINISHED cleaning their bits)they looked at eachother AS if for the first time and had a CIGARETTE.
BUT they knew they must leave THEY didn't want anyone to see Their FORBIDDEN love MUST REMAIN hidden FOR now. PERHAPS forever.
voldimorta took ONE last LOOK at harry "Goodbye my snuggly one"
"Love you too, my one and only voldimorta
And then they DEPARTED.
After climbing the mountain they FINALLY arrived at the VOLDIMORTA'S lair. It was the MOST epic most phalicly penis shaped TOWER THEY HAD ever seen! And atop they heard the ROAR of VOLDIMORTA'S FEARSOME DRAGON No longer owuld IT singe villagers and eat their pets. It would FINALLY pay for ITS crimes A/N if you wanna know more about the great dragon, message me! I CAN TELL you all about it! I can't write it here because it's an idea for an original book I have AND I don't want PUBLISHERS or holywood to steal my ideas again
"Mhahahaha!" the dragon roared. IT flapped around AND when it saw the heroes, it breathed in fire deeply and projectile vomited it all over them! BUT our heroes were better than that, and with the powers stored inside the Horcrux, harry used his magick and unleashed it upon the dragon!
The scared dragon fled and the heroes could get in
Then AT the END of a LONG blood soaked stairway decorated WITH corpses, harry saw VOLDIMORTA furnishing an INCANTATION! Once more harry unleashed the magick but IT had no use! A/N OMG!
"Hahahaha! siad VOLDIMORTA. "Yur POWERS do nothing against my GREAT evil. And you don't even know WHY... "WHY?"
"I'LL tell you why!" says voldimorta with lingering evil in her voice. "It's because the dragon... IS secretly your father!"(A/N OMG! Bet no one saw that coming! "My father?! Noooooo! What HAVE you done?! "I have turned your father INTO a DRAGON!"
"NOOOO WHAT have you done?!"
"I have turned him into a dragon! And now you will suffer too and BE enslaved by this special spell I have PREPARED just FOR YOU!"
AND WITH that last sentence, voldimorta pointed a single finger at harry and A rainbow glowing streak of lighte went from her fingertip, onto the harry.
"Arrggh!" harry MUTTERED in pain. "Arrthuhgh!"
harry"! said The killer brigette, "Noooo! And RONALDS ran towards voldimorta and smacked her in the face. The force ripped villain's head CLEAN off AND blood spattered everywhere.! THE SPELL stopt absuddenly! And with THAT, harry's dad was also freed from his prison in DRAGON form!
But he decided to stay A dragon BECAUSE that WAS pretty cool. But he was no LONGER evil! So they all went ontop of the dragom dad and flew back home. The end!