Anku: I've noticed that there are only two fem!Hitsugay stories ( one Indonesian and one that is only 5 chapters long ) so I decided to make one as well.

Toushiro: I am going to kill every single one of you after this.

Anku: * gulp* I-I thought the whole fem!Hitsugaya ichihitsu is kind of cute so me being the crazy ideal maker, I came up with this story! Hope you all enjoy. Disclaimer please!

Toushiro: *sigh* Ankusdiary does not own Bleach or its characters and she will not make any profit from publishing this. There. Oh, on with the story.

Anku: On with- Dammit!

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Mm, sleep. The best thing a human being, even a dead person could possibly want. Of course this is a rare time she'd actually sleep on her comfortable futon. Maybe, just maybe she could sleep in for once-

" *crash* Taaaichooo!"

Or not.

Toushiro groaned as she sat up, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes before her large, turquoise green gems were shown as a glare.

" Matsumotoooo..." She growled before throwing the covers off her lithe body which was covered with only a button up shirt and ran out her room.

The prodigy marched into the office and before she could wonder what her lieutenant call her out of bed for, the scene before her showed EVERYTHING.

" M-matsumoto what happened!?" She asked the woman who was on the floor covering her nearly naked body. The office was a mess with empty liquor and beer bottles all over the wooden floor, an uknown strange white liquid splattered all over the floor as well and there, about inches away, were two men lying on the ground with only their boxers on.

"I-I dunno. The last thing I remembered was drinking some liquor and then some guys came and then..."

Toushiro's left eye twitched as a vein popped out at the rant. Matsumoto was still Matsumoto. Hell, now she could care less for whatever happened to the woman.

" Clean this up, take them to their divisions, get dressed properly!" ' And get a pregnancy test.' The white-haired girl added in her head before walking back to her room, disappointed to have her whole morning ruined by her substitute captain as per-usual. Toushiro got out of her 'pajama' and changed into her hakukashou and captain haori. After getting dressed and situated, she immediately walked out her room and mentally groaned to find Matsumoto in her usual spot on the couch napping away, forgetting all orders or ignored them all together.

The prodigy huffed and began to clean up the office by herself. ' I swear she can be useless somedays.' She thought as she now began to drag the two men that were twice her size and weight after the office looked somewhere decent. It was about halfway in the hall when Toushiro gave up and rested against the wall. Jeez, it was like pushing two boulders by hand!

After a couple of minutes of panting and stretching, the girl got up and just ignored them. " At least it'll be payback for ruining my office and my hard-headed lieutenant. Not that she'd care anyways." Before Toushiro could walk back to her office, a voice called out to her and she turned her head to see a woman running up to her, with a mountain of papers that reached just below her chin. Those papers better not be hers-

" First Division Soi Fon-Taicho needs you to fill these forms out!"

Yup, some herbal tea ought to do her good at the moment.

"*sigh* Arigato." The small girl took the papers from the other lieutenant and grunted when she felt the true weight of all the forms before setting out to her division. This is definately going according to plan:

Sleep interrupted.

A drunk, useless lieutenant.

And now more paperwork to add to her own collection.

Toushiro swore it was the worst day she could possibly have. Of course paperwork is an everyday problem, but having her sleep gone just because her lieutenant slept with two guys unknowingly is beyond unacceptable! Her eyes were focused down though she was thinking. Of course, since she couldn't see where she was going like this, Toushiro ended up ramming into something, or better yet someone. In the next second, all the forms the tenth divison captain had contained were now scattered across the floor and she landed on the ground as well on her bottom.

Jeez, was the whole world against her today!?

Of course, not being the one to just give in and say she was sorry, she decided to confront this guy. Maybe she could blow off steam if she had a good scream-fest. " Oi! Watch where you're going! I could easily have you removed from your current squad for... disrupting a captain's duty!" And with that Toushiro dropped down to her knees and began to gather her papers, wanting to just hurry up and get through the already ruined day.

" Oh, sorry ma'am." Was all the other one said and got down to his knees as well. Toushiro frowned and looked up to see an orange-haired teen staring back at her. He had sharp features and hazel-nut brow eyes that had a gentle look in them. He was actually quite handsome-

The girl's cheeks suddenly flushed and she darted her eyes back down, her hands now more clumsily grabbing the paperwork. The teen's eyes widened at the sudden gesture but decided to help her since it was considered his fault as well. Soon there were two separate stacks that were in need to join together and the boy stood up with the other half. " Here you go ma'am." The said girl blushed even more and quickly grabbed the other half with their middle fingers touching, making her even more flustered.

"A-ari...arigato!" And before she could even attempt to run away, even with the heavy load in her hands, the boy blocked her path.

" Do you need help?" Oh boy...

" I-I'm fine you baka! Get out of my way!" As if she had been talking to a brick wall, the teen smiled and willingly took the mountain from her, much to her protests.

"H-hey give that back!" Now she was really getting pissed off at this guy.

" Not until we get to your destination. A young lady like you shouldn't be carrying things like this."

" Grrr... fine! Not like I needed your help anyways." And with that, Toushiro began to walk away, silently indicating for him to follow the frosty captain. No sooner had the two reached the tenth division when Toushiro immediately stopped behind the door to her office. She took a deep breath before turning around to face her 'helper'.

" Alright. Thanks for the help. Papers. Now."

"...Let me through."

"E-eh!? Why should I?"

"Just do it and I'll give these back." That idiot just didn't know when to quit did he? Toushiro growled and went to snatch the forms but to her dismay, the teen only raised it higher towards the air. But, that didn't stop the fuming captain from trying to reach it.

" How dare you use a captain's weakness against them! Just give back the forms or I will call security on you!" The captain glared daggers at the boy, only for him to blink and walk into her office, ignoring her calls and threats. Toushiro stopped, knowing this guy is practically deaf to her screaming.

Why? Why is this guy so stubborn? Usually whenever she yelled at her lieutenants or anybody in particular, they would immediately scram, terrified of the young captain but this time, it seemed as if this person was a match. He was... different.

"Oi, what's your name?" She asked as she walked into her office and towards her desk, where the orange-topped boy had set her papers.

" Hm? Ichigo. Ichigo Kurosaki. What's yours?"

Toushiro was slightly surprised that this person would actually want to at least know the coldest person's name in Soul Society.

" Hitsugaya-Taicho is what you should be addressing me, seeing as I am a captain. Therefore-"

" Oh, you're... Toushiro Hitsugaya." Toushiro blinked and followed the boy's gaze towards a half filled paper with her name.

" Yes, a-anyways it's Hitsugaya-Taicho to you!"

" Alright Toushiro. I hope I get to see you again!" This teen couldn't possibly be this shallow, could he?

"Why-" But he was already gone. Toushiro 'hmped' and sat in her seat. This guy was a mystery. An ANNOYING mystery, yet she wanted to solve it, even if a feeling in her gut told her to just ignore him all together.

Hm, Ichigo Kurosaki. He is definately something.

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Anku: And thus, the journey begins!

Toushiro: I still don't see why I have to be a girl for this. I thought you were into yaoi.

Anku: Oh well, as the story progresses, you'll be visiting the human world with SO MANY clothes to pick from... ahem. There goes the spoiler. Besides guy or girl, you are still one hella sexy uke!

Hitsugaya: ...

Ichigo: Hey when do we Mmf!

Anku: Ahehe. Anyways hope you liked this story so far. Please like and review! I would appreciate that very much!