Tribute
by Icy and J

Well, Icy just came back from a friend's birthday party and felt kinda low so this one kinda goes out to her... I think. After a brief exchange of gifts and stuff, I decided that enough is enough and Icy shouldn't be put through mental torture cause her brain cells will die off. Yah. Then she'll probably turn into me. What I decided to do is this. I'm posting this fic which was supposed to be up next week. It's a sequel to the sequel of Kaleidoscope. Not really but it follows the same characters and stuff. Anyways, I hope she sees this... Or rather, I hope not. She'll *kill* me... -J
By the way, we do not own any of the characters... So there.-J

Tribute
Chapter 1: Idiot

"Idiot!"
"Nincompoop!"
"Butthead!"
"Numbskull!"
Yomaru rolled his eyes. His parents had the same argument every morning over absolutely nothing. Probably just for the heck of it. Either ways, he couldn't stay around much longer. He had school to go to.
Sweeping back his dark hair, he hauled the book bag over his shoulder and started inching towards the door, trying to avoid...
"Yomaru Asakura!" Anna yelled from the living room. "Get over here now!"
16 year old Yomaru sighed and turned into the living room. Sometimes, he could almost swear his mom had x-ray eyes. Nothing could pass her without her noticing.
"Yes, mom..." he said wearily, glancing about the room which now had stuff strewn all over like a scene out of world war III. Yoh stood rather defiantly at one end of the room with what looked like the splintered remains of a broom. Anna was at the other end, fury in her eyes and a chunk of the floor in her hand. Strange how those two never seemed to age and still looked like they were in their 20s. By now they were about 35. Just in case you're not familiar with the series.
"Maa maa... Mom, Dad...." Yomaru began, giving his short hair a quick scratch. "Relax man... It can't be THAT bad..."
"Oh yeah?" Yoh retorted, never taking his eyes off his angry wife. "She started it!"
"I did not! You did!"
"You did to!"
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
Their son rolled his eyes again, taking the opportunity to slip out of the room and out of the house. He let out a sigh as his feet began the familiar journey to school. Normally his dad would give him a lift while on his way to office but judging by the situation...
Not gonna happen.
So, either ways, Yomaru was strolling down the street when a familiar voice pierced his ears like the voice of a wailing cat.
"Yo-sama!!!!!"
The stricken 16-year old (all round good looking person, if I may add...-Icy) (I hope you modelled him against me for that remark...-J) (No chance in that ever happening...-Icy) didn't bother turning to see who it was. He had plenty of experience to know EXACTLY who that STALKER was...
"AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Meanwhile... Back at the Asakura mansion...*
"Idiot." Yoh wheezed, throughly wiped out and slumped against the wall on the floor... or rather, what was left of it.
"Bonehead." Anna retorted, equally wiped and slumping next to her battered husband on the ground.
"Donkey."
"Dog."
"Nincompoop."
"Brainless."
(Does this sound familiar to you?-Icy)
(Hmm... Very much so...-J)
At this point who chose to walk in but...
"Good morning, lovebirds!" Ren cooed, cat walking into the room. He was, following our previous fics, highly gay. In our opinion anyways. And right now, he had chosen to wear... Absolutely nothing.
"REN??!!" Yoh yelled, his hand shooting up to cover Anna's eyes. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF MARIJUANA ARE YOU DOING?!????!?!"
Ren stared at him. "Can't you see? Parading in my NEW clothes of course! Wait, of course you can't! The tailor told me that only smart people can see this robe!So it means you must be utterly stuuuuupppppiiiiiiddddddddd!!!!!!!!!"
Anna rolled her eyes... But obviously no one saw it. She was about to say something really crude when suddenly, another character walked in...
~TBC~

Ok, it was a work in progress posted early. Chapter two should be up sooner or later... Please R&R.