50 Ways to beat High Tiers, a 50 Ways to say Goodbye Parody, a marvel vs capcom fanfic

Hello everyone. I'm a newcomer to this thing and I had this plan on my head. I use Dante, Amaterasu, and Viewtiful Joe a lot, so this songfic will go towards him. So enjoy this, read, review, or something.

Dante part

Joe part

Ammy part

(instrumental..)

My team is down to one. Dante is almost done. I am in a despairing state.

There the Sentinel. Magneto helps him out. To make it worse, there's the Phoenix..

They said it's meant to be.. that they will win, not me.

As if I give in and rage quit.

That's cool, but if my friends wanted the truth I would say..

I turned on the X Factor. Ripped up the steel thing. I will not give in this way.

Tell me, tell me, you can't win this match.

I wrecked Mag-freaking-neto. I watched the Dark Phoenix rise. She turned on her healing field.

Tell me, tell me, you are the greatest.. if you can beat this bird.

(instrumental)

I was so desperate. I lost a lot of health. I couldn't find a character like him.. (character like him)

He came at me with the same team. I had the same issue again. But he decided to kill Dante and Joe.

That's cool, but if my friends wanted the truth I would say..

I whacked the Sentinel. Deflected the beams. Slashed the bird into sushi.

Tell me, tell me, you can't win this match..

Try me all you want. You don't kill my partners. I will wreck your team with a small sword.

Tell me, tell me, you are the greatest.. if you can beat this bird.

I have won again. My partners are the greatest of them. Oooooohhhh..

But I'm the puncher..