Elsa sat in a comfortable leather armchair, nursing her drink and letting the noise of conversation wash over her as she watched her friends partying and getting silly. Her apartment hardly ever felt this crowded, but then she hardly ever entertained. She had agreed to throw Rapunzel's and Megara's bachelorette party, and she was glad she did, after all. As much as she felt like she was on the edge of things, she loved being around her friends, seeing them being happy.

Some were rather happier than usual. Snowy had gotten into the appletinis - or they had gotten into her - and was swordfighting with Mulan, Snow armed with a yardstick and Mulan with a baguette. Elsa closed her eyes and reminded herself that broken knick-knacks could be replaced but friends couldn't. Ariel was listening raptly to Jane's travel stories and pretending she wasn't flirting shamelessly. Aurora was nodding off on the couch.

Elsa stopped Tiana as she walked past carrying a tray. "Tiana?"

"Yes?"

"Could you hand me those snacks please?"

"Sure." As Tiana bent down to offer, Elsa took the entire tray and set it on the table beside her.

Taking Tiana's wrist, Elsa said, "Now stop it. Please. You're not working tonight, you're a guest."

"I just…"

"Relax. Have fun. That's an order." She smiled up into those beautiful dark eyes.

"Like you're having fun?"

"I am. This is…my kind of fun."

"If you say so." Tiana smiled back, shrugged, and walked off to introduce the new girl from work, Moana, to some of the others.

There was a knock at the door. Belle gave up trying to get a Cards Against Humanity game going and asked, "Elsa? Should I get that?"

"Please," said Elsa, and waved her towards the door.

Through the door burst a vibrant, cheerful redhead carrying a satchel. She was dressed in a sexy feminized version of a stage magician's get-up, wearing a shimmering blue-black swallowtail jacket with matching top hat, white shirt unbuttoned to the sternum, a vest cut low enough to curve completely under her breasts, and short-shorts under the garter belt holding up her stockings. "Ladieees and…more ladies! It is I, The Magnificent Anna, and they don't just call me that for my magical powers." She tipped her hat and gyrated her hips. "Now, where's the lucky couple?"

Punzy giggled as she buried her face in Meg's shoulder. Meg turned to Elsa and asked, "What the hell?"

"You wanted a stripper, Punzy wanted an entertainer," Elsa shouted over the hubbub. "I found Arendelle's best - and only - stripper-magician."

"That's strippergician to you!" announced Anna. She spotted the bachelorettes. "And you are?"

"I'm Megara, and this is my Punzy."

Anna put a hand on each of their shoulders. "Hello, Mypunzy." She leaned in and gave Punzy a kiss on the cheek, leaving a perfect lipstick imprint. Meg gave her a challenging glare. "What? Too much? I can fix that." She passed her hand over Punzy's cheek and the kiss-print vanished. Then she patted Meg's cheek, and the perfect print was transferred there. "All better."

Rapunzel looked at Meg's cheek and giggled. "What?" said Meg, as Punzy took out a tissue, licked it, and cleaned Megara's cheek.

Anna leaned towards Meg, throwing her shoulders back and making her breasts strain against the white satin. "You could kiss me and we'd be even." Meg scowled, but (bending to Punzy's imploring gaze) she kissed Anna on the cheek. As she did so, Anna's hat flipped off her head.

Anna caught her hat, saying, "Good kisser!" to Punzy with a conspiratorial eyebrow-waggle. "And in gratitude, something I think every beautiful woman deserves." She reached into her hat and pulled out a slender seven-inch vibrator, offering it to Meg. Before Meg could take it, Anna flicked her wrist and it turned into a bouquet of silk flowers. "I lose more magic wands that way," said Anna to the crowd as Meg took the bouquet.

Anna's performance continued amid laughter and occasional gasps, losing an article of clothing with each trick, either as part of the illusion or as a reward to her volunteer. She had Snow pull the old "endless string of scarves" out of her sleeve…until it stuck. Snow sat with a lap full of colourful cloth, laughing hopelessly. "Okay," said Anna, "on the count of three, don't be bashful, give it a good hard tug."

"That's what she said!" shouted Mulan, who was promptly shushed.

"One, two, three!" Snow yanked the rope of scarves, and it came free. At the end of it was Anna's blouse.

She came towards Elsa, then abruptly veered off to select Jane as a volunteer to wear a strap-on as Anna demonstrated the Magic Guillotine. "Much funnier with an actual penis," Anna commented. She cut through her garter belt straps and magically restored them. Then she had Tiana and Aurora (who had perked up) do the same, but this time the magic didn't work and so she lost her stockings. Anna continued until she was down to nothing but her panties. "Well, looks like I'm about done."

"No! One more trick! Take it all off!" hollered Merida.

Anna made a hushing gesture. "Please! Please. I have my standards. I'm a strictly PG-13 strippergician. You get these…" She leaned forward and gave her breasts a little jiggle. "…and these…" She turned around and gave her own bottom a playful smack. "…but you don't get the Full Houdini." To a chorus of disappointed moans, she sighed and said, "Okay, one more trick."

She reached into her satchel and removed a deck of cards. She fanned them out to the audience, showing that it was a legitimate deck, then turned to Rapunzel. "Pick a card."

Megara snorted. "Pick a card? Your encore is a card trick?"

"I'm very good at it."

"That's what she said," shouted Mulan again.

Megara gave a huge fake yawn.

"All right," said Anna, pouting. "I'll make it interesting. If I don't guess her card after three tries, I'm yours. Totally naked - " She paused for the hooting to die down. "Totally naked and totally yours. To do with what you will. One last pre-wedding fun time."

"You're on."

Punzy glared at Megara in hurt surprise. "What? Why…?"

Megara cooed back, "It's okay. She can't mess up a simple card trick in three tries. I just want to make her sweat a little."

Temporarily mollified, Rapunzel drew a card.

"Now show it to everyone but me," said Anna, covering her eyes. Punzy showed everyone the Queen of Hearts. Appropriate, thought Elsa. For the brides-to-be, I mean.

Punzy returned the card to the deck. Anna shuffled the deck with exaggerated movements, then drew a card. "Is…this your card?" Punzy chuckled, and Anna looked at the card she drew. It wasn't a playing card at all. It was one of Anna's business cards. "Oopsie!" Anna pulled more business cards from the deck, distributing them at random to the partygoers.

"That's one," said Megara with a smirk.

Anna almost handed a card to Elsa. "Nope, you still have one, right?" Elsa nodded. "To remember me by. How sweet," said Anna with a smile, loud enough for Elsa but not for the room, and took off off before Elsa could explain.

With a flourish, Anna shuffled the cards again. "Is…this your card?"

"No!" laughed Rapunzel. Anna showed the card to her audience. It was the 3 of clubs, but it featured a cheesecake photo of Anna. She distributed more cards to the partygoers from what had now transformed into a deck of 1950s style "dirty playing cards" starring Anna in different poses. She slipped one more from the deck, walked up to Elsa. "May I?" she said, and slipped it into the breast pocket of Elsa's blouse without waiting for a reply.

Megara's smirk spread into a slightly wicked grin. "That's two," she said, holding up a pair of fingers.

Anna gave her a challenging smile. She gave the cards a businesslike shuffle, bit her bottom lip as she riffled through them. "This is your card," she said, showing the King of Spades to Rapunzel.

Megara's eyes went wide, then narrowed, as Rapunzel covered her gasp with her hand. "Um, no," said Punzy. "Not…exactly."

Anna looked at the card's face, her brows furrowed. She showed it to the audience. "This is it, right?"

The crowd shook their heads or murmured "No". Elsa thought of standing up and insisting that it was the right card to try to help Anna out, but she knew she'd be outnumbered. And she didn't want to make the party any worse by feuding with her guests. She wracked her brain trying to find a way to help Anna, who had a blush spreading from her cheeks down to her upper torso. A traitorous corner of Elsa's mind enjoyed seeing that pink glow spread down towards Anna's soft, undeniably shapely breasts, and anticipated how far Megara would take their bet. Elsa scowled at her own wayward thoughts.

"You don't have to do this," said Punzy.

"No. A deal's a deal." Anna inhaled sharply, then held her breath until she was in control of her voice. "I am a woman of my word. Besides, it's not…anything…any of the other strippers haven't done, right?"

"Strippergician," muttered Elsa under her breath. She grabbed her jacket by the collar, ready to wrap it around Anna when she got the opening.

Anna hooked her thumbs in her gold lamé panties and crouched down as she slid them down her legs, curling herself up, covering herself as best she could. She happened to be facing away, so her pert buttocks were pointed directly at Elsa, shifting as she squirmed out of her last article of clothing.

"Oh, all right," said Megara. "You've made your point. Forget about it."

"No," said Anna, her voice shaking as she stayed crouched before her new masters. "I'm totally naked and totally yours, just as I promised. To do with as you will."

"That's not right," said Elsa, standing and tensing herself to jump in and intervene.

Anna's voice, once sassy and confident, was now meek and soft. "But before you…before…" She looked up at Rapunzel. "I have just one thing to ask. If I may, of course."

"Of course," said Punzy.

Anna suddenly stood up straight and bold, hands on her hips. Her red pubic hair was shaved neatly into a heart, and to its left was drawn a letter Q in red makeup. "Is…this your card?"