Yeah, I came up with this randomly. I thought, "Hm, I wonder what it would be like if the Akatsuki were together as kids?" So basically this is it...it's half ninja world half real world but whatever. And thinking about it...it's kinda like a rug-rats version of Akatsuki. Hope you enjoy!

Akatsuki, Kid Version!

The cold wind blew, making the trees swish about and leaves scatter around. Surprisingly-in the middle of the day-only a few adults were present as the few little ninja played in the playground...little ninja that called themselves the Akatsuki. What were their names? They were, Pein, Konan, Itachi, Kisame, Tobi, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Zetsu. All were unique…in their own special way.

"Ok!" little Pein shouted, getting the attention of all his, as he said, "minions" as they tried to play in the sandbox. All looked up lazily, only half interested in what he had to say despite him being "Leader" of the group. "Tomorrow we shall make plans to take over this side of the play ground!"

"Ohh, Pein-kun is so smart! Tobi wants to help!" Little Tobi said, clapping excitedly.

Pein smiled and nodded proudly, happy every time someone praised him. Though Tobi was the only one but Tobi was an idiot. "And then, we will go and take the other kids blocks! And then that poopy head Orochimaru will pay for stealing my red fire truck!"

"But Pein-kun, I thought you said you gave your truck to him, cuz it was missing wheel." Konan pointed our, her rather tiny hands holding onto a plastic shovel.

"N-no, he stoled it, so he must pay!" Pein proclaimed.

"Hey a dime-" Tobi began.

"MINE! NO MINE!" Kakuzu screamed, jumping toward the dime that stuck out from the sand, "IT'S MINE! ALL MINE! HAHAHAHA!"

"But Tobi saw it first Kakazu-kun!" Tobi cried out, trying to get it.

"Oh REALLY?" Kakuzu asked.

"AHHHHHHH!" Everyone turned hearing Tobi scream. The mask-wearing toddler sniffed and wiped his face, weeping lightly. "Kakuzu is mean to Tobi. He put sand down Tobi's pants!"

"Eh, ignore him Tobi." Hidan said, placing his hands on his hips. "Kakuzu is just being a crap head."

"OH, he said the 'C' word!" Konan called, pointing at him.

"What? Take that back!" Kakuzu said, walking up to Hidan.

"Make me!"

On the other side of the sandbox, a certain red head shyly walked up to a certain blue-eyed blonde. "Hi. You're really pretty."

"Huh?" the blonde asked, keeping his clay close as he molded it into a bird. "How many times do I have to tell you, you dumb puppet I'm a boy!" The 'puppet' merely blushed.

"Why do you look like a plant?" Kisame asked Zetsu.

"Hey, I don't look like a plant! MY mom says I'm a beautiful flower!" Zetsu exclaimed. "And what about you, shark boy!"

"HEY!"

Itachi rolled his eyes at how stupid everyone was being, while he sat nice and content reading his Greens Eggs and Ham book. 'Even Sam-I-Am is smarter then these idiots..' he thought to himself.

So, that's kinda what it would be like if they were kids...I guess...and all the same age. But whatever! Reviews would be awesome..

UPDATE: OMG it's been 9 freaking years?! holy crap. I just came back and thought I'd edit this just a little. Not too much though. Maybe I'll add on to it.