A WEIRD DREAM
One day, James was thinking of ways to capture Ash's Pikachu with his teammates Jessie and Meowth. As they walked along, James became aware of somebody following him. It was Brock. Brock was in love with James.
James didn't think much of it. He knew Brock was just a weirdo. He just walked a little faster when he saw Brock.
What Brock didn't know was that Misty also liked James. One night, while Brock was sleeping, Misty blasted him with a rather large bazooka.
The next day, James noticed Misty following him. He wondered what was going on.
Unfortunately, Misty didn't know that Ash also liked James. Ash tied Misty up and dropped her off a cliff. He began following James.
When James saw that Ash was following him, he got really scared. He was able to talk Ash into handing over his Pikachu, but that was the only benefit he could find.
This kept happening. Everybody fell in love with James: Officer Jenny, Nurse Joy, Gary, Gary's cheerleaders, Ash's mom, Butch and Cassidy.
By this time James was especially freaked out. When Professor Oak asked him out, James ran off screaming into the forest(where all the Pokemon fell in love with him). James was able to take all these Pokemon to the Boss, which was good. The boss was happy(until James refused to date him). Then Arbok, Weezing, and Meowth fell in love with him. He couldn't take it anymore.
James eloped with Jessie. When they returned, everybody hated James again(except Brock and Misty, who were dead).
Then James woke up and wondered why he had had such an odd dream. He shrugged and opened the curtains.
Brock's face was pressed up against the window, his face twisted into a expression of love.
James screamed and passed out.
The End?