"You know, man, I can't believe you just gave your hair to that witch like that." Jake kicked his legs from where he was lying on the floor, playing with BMO.

"What are you talking about?" Finn asked, navigating his game with precision.

"Remember a few years ago when you cut all your hair off and gave it to that ugly tree witch?" Jake frowned.

"Yeah. What about it?"

"Well, I mean, it was obvious she was bad by looking at her."

"Well, wait. When we were fighting about Ricardio, you said he could be really nice but just have an ugly face," Finn pointed out.

"No man. If they were good people, they wouldn't be ugly."

"So you're saying that all people who look beautiful are good?" Finn made a face. "And people who look bad are evil?"

"That's exactly what I'm saying, man. There's nothing wrong with doing a little bit of profiling," Jake shook his head. "Then if they defy your expectations, it's all good,"

"... I dunno. Sounds a bit bizonk to me."

"Oh, pfffff. You're just too young to understand it."

"... Jake. Let's go out and do something," Finn kicked his feet in the air, pushing BMO's controller away from him. "I'm super bored."

"I'm bored too! Let's do it!" Jake got to his feet.

"Awh yeah, it's Adventure Time!" They brofisted and then went outside to find something to do. Once they left the house, Finn seemed excited. "Hey, Jake, so you know how once you leave our house, if you go north you hit the Ice Kingdom?"

"Mm-hmm."

"And if you go west, you arrive at the Candy Kingdom. And southwest, you hit the Fire Kingdom..."

"Yeah, go on," Jake nodded.

"What happens if you head northeast?" Finn asked.

"Northeast?" Jake frowned. "You're talking crazy talk, brother!"

"There's got to be SOMETHING up that way!" Finn insisted.

"Nothing on the map, brother. I've never even heard of going Northeast from the grasslands. Just a bunch of trees and nothing," Jake frowned.

"Let's go there!" Finn insisted.

"You want to go NOWHERE?" Jake asked, waving his arms around.

"Yeah man! Come on!" Finn took off for the Northeast.

"Nooooooo," Jake grabbed him by the arm.

"What the plop, man?! I want to go… this way…" Finn yanked himself free and took off running. Jake took off after him, shrinking himself small and then growing big under Finn so Finn was riding on him. "Alright man, we'll go! But just know I didn't want to do this!"

"Alright man. Thanks, Jake," Finn said, enthusiastically.

"Yeah yeah," Jake ran towards the Northeast.

"Alright, here we are. Like a mile from the coast. I don't feel like being all stretchy anymore so we're walking from here on out," Jake crossed his arms. Finn took off into the trees, slicing and making his way through the forest.

"Man, the forest here is all weird. It's really dense and sort of… creepy. Don't you think so, Jake?" Finn turned and screamed, jumping a foot in the air. "Don't eat my friend!"

Jake laughed, rolling around inside the large flower. "It's okay, man! It kind of tickles."

"... Oh." Finn pursed his lips. "So it's not a big scary evil death plant?"

"No, more like a big cute and cuddly one!" Jake laughed as the plant moved around.

"Well… get out of there. It's still creeping me out." Finn crossed his arms.

"Fine fine," Jake climbed out of the plant. As he went to walk away, juice squirted from the open mouth of the plant, the acid dissolving the leaves in front of it.

"Hmm… I don't trust this forest very much. I bet there's monsters," Finn looked around. "But I don't see any monsters."

"Yeah, just that really large, super dense clump of trees," Jake pointed at it.

"Oooh I bet there's treasure in there!" Finn ran at the trees, trying to get in. "This is so weird, Jake, look, they're all REALLY tight together like… I can't get through."

"I wonder what's in there," Finn questioned aloud.

"I dunno. I can't even squeeze in there. Too small." Jake put his eye to it. "Can't even see through it! Awh!"

"I'm gonna CUT my way in!" Finn whipped out his sword.

"Oh! Oh oh oh! I'm gonna help! I'll SMASH my way in!" Jake said, enthusiastically.

Finn started slashing his way through and Jake grew big and started shaking and smashing the trees. Eventually they gave way and broke and the light shone in on the contents of the tree line.

A girl was seated against the far row of trees, tears rolling down her beautiful rose-colored face. She looked over at them, looking clearly scared and depressed. Her beautiful light pink hair curled beautifully and her dress was a calming fuschia.

"Holy SHMOW, Jake! It's a girl!" Finn said panicked, jumping up and down. "Are you alright?" He rushed inside and over to her.

"I… I'm much better now that you have rescued me, brave warrior," she got to her feet slowly with his help. "I apologize for the state I am in… I… I am Lovely Princess. " She blushed lightly, gently wiping the tears off her face. "I've been trapped here for a long time, by an evil witch. I'm sorry to sound like I'm rushing but she will be back any moment! We must leave here!" She gripped Finn's arm.

"Woah, then let's go! Jake!"

Jake grew big and Finn swung himself and Lovely Princess up onto his back and they took off, far from the Northwest corner of Ooo.

"I have to ask, it would be impolite of me not to, but what is your name, brave warrior?" she asked.

"I'm Finn!" Finn said, nodding. "This here's my buddy, Jake! Say Hi, Jake!"

"Hi, Jake!" Jake replied.

"You two are so funny!" Lovely giggled.

"So where's your kingdom? We'll take you back to it!" Finn nodded.

"Um, well… that was it. The witch took it over. All my people fled, the city burned." Lovely's voice was laced with sadness.

"Oh, man, that is awful! That must've been a while back, or I would have totes saved you!" Finn nodded. "Sorry, Lo,"

"... L-Lo?" her voice darkened a bit.

"Yeah! It's gonna get real old real quick calling you Lovely all the time. So I'm just gonna call you Lo."

"Oh. Uh… I mean, Lo is fine," Lovely smiled, brushing some of her pink curls out of her face. "Nice to meet you both," she said, politely. "Finn, the warrior, and Jake, the dog."

"You don't have to be so formal! Plus, I'm a human! Everyone calls me Finn the Human!"

"You're a human?" Lovely gasped, eyes wide. "Wow, a real human! I thought they were long gone!" she said, delightedly.

"Nope!" Finn nodded.

"Wow, you must be someone truly special then," Lovely blushed, leaning against Finn.

Jake raised a lump of his body to separate them. "Woah now. Uh-uh."

"Jake!" Finn scowled. "She's just being nice."

"Yeah I know she is. A little TOO nice," Jake frowned.

"Pfft. Don't mind him, Lo, he's just being weird," Finn glared at Jake. "Oh hey, look, we're almost to my house! Look. I live here,"

"Oh, you live in the Grasslands?... how quaint," Lovely Princess smiled.

Jake shrunk down and watched as Finn and LP walked off together. "There's something weird about her…" he pursed his lips.