I'm sick of it. Disgusted to say the very very least. Their smoochy, suck
face, touchy, feely behaviour is just a little too much for my sensative
stomach.
By them I mean Clark and Lana, and by me i mean Chloe 'totally spewing over this' Sullivan.
Ever since the spring formal Clark and I have been in 'friend mode'. I mean, I can't drop many more hints then I have. But no, Clark thinks that Chloe isn't an obstacle anymore. So, he continues with his Lana stalking.
I should take that last fragment back. He doesn't stalk her anymore. He just oggles his 'girlfriend' now, worshipping her princess pink sweater footprints. Blah.
I might actually be able to handle it better if Lana wasn't living in my house. She seems to think it necessary to explain every detail of their relationship to me, so I've heard everything from how awkward he was, to now where he is strangely facinated with nibbling on her, well, anyways...
Seriously though, I mean, Lana KNOWS how i feel about him, but still insists on making a federal case out of her relationship with him. It disgusts me beyond disgust. That's why i have a plan.
I know Lex's secret.
You're probably sitting there shaking your head in amazement at what you're most likely thinking is some pathway two attempt on revenge. But no, no. Wait til' you hear the great womanizing bald ones secret.
He has an infatuation with men.
How do I know?
I went to the Luthor Mansion hoping to suck some info out of Lex about the mayors dirty campaigns. I found him in his office grabbing a quickie with the pool boy on the pool table. Talk about blackmail. That's when I began formulation.
I'm pretty sure that Clark's a more right side of the brain when it comes to his idea's of 'fun'. I'm gonna have Mr. 'pshycoteenagestereotypicallovemachine' take a walk on Lex's wild side, leaving powder princess in the lurch.
At least then there'll be no more giggly flashbacks to the first time he tried to put on a condom.
I'm not looking for revenge on Clark. Its Lana's abnormal beauty and Lucky Charms sweetness that's got him corrupted. He's too shy and passive and doesn't really know what he wants.
Besides, I'd sleep easier thinking he didn't want me because he's gay instead of for some raven haired vixen. Blah. The stereotypes are choking me!!
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end of pt.1
By them I mean Clark and Lana, and by me i mean Chloe 'totally spewing over this' Sullivan.
Ever since the spring formal Clark and I have been in 'friend mode'. I mean, I can't drop many more hints then I have. But no, Clark thinks that Chloe isn't an obstacle anymore. So, he continues with his Lana stalking.
I should take that last fragment back. He doesn't stalk her anymore. He just oggles his 'girlfriend' now, worshipping her princess pink sweater footprints. Blah.
I might actually be able to handle it better if Lana wasn't living in my house. She seems to think it necessary to explain every detail of their relationship to me, so I've heard everything from how awkward he was, to now where he is strangely facinated with nibbling on her, well, anyways...
Seriously though, I mean, Lana KNOWS how i feel about him, but still insists on making a federal case out of her relationship with him. It disgusts me beyond disgust. That's why i have a plan.
I know Lex's secret.
You're probably sitting there shaking your head in amazement at what you're most likely thinking is some pathway two attempt on revenge. But no, no. Wait til' you hear the great womanizing bald ones secret.
He has an infatuation with men.
How do I know?
I went to the Luthor Mansion hoping to suck some info out of Lex about the mayors dirty campaigns. I found him in his office grabbing a quickie with the pool boy on the pool table. Talk about blackmail. That's when I began formulation.
I'm pretty sure that Clark's a more right side of the brain when it comes to his idea's of 'fun'. I'm gonna have Mr. 'pshycoteenagestereotypicallovemachine' take a walk on Lex's wild side, leaving powder princess in the lurch.
At least then there'll be no more giggly flashbacks to the first time he tried to put on a condom.
I'm not looking for revenge on Clark. Its Lana's abnormal beauty and Lucky Charms sweetness that's got him corrupted. He's too shy and passive and doesn't really know what he wants.
Besides, I'd sleep easier thinking he didn't want me because he's gay instead of for some raven haired vixen. Blah. The stereotypes are choking me!!
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end of pt.1