Koori: * Is fuming mad*

Majin: Not Again!

Yami: What happened?

Majin: Kooris adoptive Grandma arrived thats what happened!

Yami: What do you mean by that?

Koori: *Grumbling* Anime is for 5 year olds she says!.....Anime characters are ugly and disgusting she says!......Anime is for Dumb and people with peanut-sized brains she says!.....Well.....I DONT CARE!!

All-Koori,Majim&Hikari: 0.0

Majin: Everytime when Kooris grandma sees Koori watching Anime she starts complaining or reading morals ! And I tell you, You dont ever want to be locked in the same room with her! Trust me I know.....*Sweatdrop*

Yami: Oh.....Poor Koori!

Koori: Ok on with the fic!

Yami: ????????

Hikari: Koori was inspired to whrite this fic while listening to one of the morals again......^_^#

Yami: 0.0

Majin:Koori has a lot of time to think while listening to the morals & Complains....*Sigh* ^_^#

Koori: Goku-nii-chan would you from now on do the Disclaimer for me in all the chapters?

Goku: O.K! But on one condition,that Sanzo will be here with me!

Koori: OK,but he must do the Ending!

Goku: Agreed!

Goku/Koori: * Shake hands*

Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to a guy named Kazuya Minekura not Koori! So dont sue okay?* Puppy eyes*

Koori: Sankyuu Goku!

Warning: this fic contains Yaoi,swearing and is tottaly insane! There are Adult contents here too!

Summary: The Yu-Gi-Oh Characters & I are gonna answer questions and discuss ranom YGO pairings that my mind comes up with(More like Majins mind.................*Sweatdrop*)

*Actions* ~Video~ Thoughts

Discusions (About Yu-Gi-Oh)

Ch. 1: The Pairings Seto/BEWD and other things....

1st thema: The pairing Seto/BEWD

Koori : Attentionn everyone! I have seen some Seto/BEWD pairings and

Now I have a question.....What the hell are the peple thinking putting those two together?

Kaiba: Yea, I like my Blue Eyes but certainly not that much!

Majin: Here are some facts to get it straight in your head that Seto/BEWD dont belong together! Film Please!

Seto&BEWD: * are about to kiss...*

BEWD: * Closes his eyes and lowers head*

Seto: * Closes his eyes too, and gets ready to kiss BEWD...*

BEWD: * Kisses Seto,after 5 seconds Opens eyes and Seto is Gone...*

Seto: * In BEWD Stomack* I knew I shouldnt have closed my eyes!_

All-Seto: * Laughs*

Koori: As you saw in the video the size would be problem*Snicker* Ok,You can argue and say that the BEWD can change in to a human form, but for that here comes another video!Film Up!

Seto&BEWD: *Are doing "it"*

BEWD:*In Human form* Ahhhh....I thik Im gonna come soon....

Seto: * Nods head, Continues fucking BEWD*

BEWD: Im Coming!......Im Coming!....AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! *Head falls back with mouth open, A white ray comes out of mouth* ....................uhmmmmm..............oooops! Sorry!

Seto: * Is burnt to a crisp,opens mouth and smoke comes out**Dies*

Koori: As you can see,in a surge of emotions the BEWD can accidentaly kill Seto! So please dont ever pair them up!

Kaiba: Uhmm..................In all of those videos it wasnt me doing these things,but a clone robot made by me.

2nd Thema: The Heart of the Cards.

Koori: Uhmm....no coments.Yami?

Yami: What?The heart of the Cards? There is none! Its just a thing for intimidating the opponents.........

Koori: Does anyone actually believe in it?............................................. Everyone who doesnt raise hands!

All: * Raise Hands*

Koori: As you see there is no such thing as the Heart of the Cards! If there where then What would be next? Heart of the Toilet or something? The Only thing a person needs is Self-confidence and a good Heart! Nothing Else!

3rd Thema: Seto/Mokuba & Joey/Serenity

Kaiba: What the hell people come up with these days! _

Koori: You got that right Bro! Either the person is watching too much "Angel Sanctuary" or something to like the pairing Joey/Serenity! Not to mention Seto/Mokuba! Thats just plainly sick!Can someone explain what the hell makes them seem good pairings?

Kaiba: I Love Mokuba only as a brother nothing more! _

Joey : The Sames with me & Serenity!I cant believe someone thinks such things about us two! _

5th Thema: Seto/Tea

All: No Comments!

Kaiba: *Blush*

Koori: Only if Tea's been brainwashed and has a tottaly different personality that hates pink & Doesnt tell so many Friendship speaches!! Right Moneybags?

Kaiba: *Nods*

Koori: I mean Really! Has she only watched Barney on television for her whole life or something? And her direction sense?*Shudder*I really dont wanna be in the same place as her when she gets her driving license!

6th Thema : Seto/Joey

Kaiba: I & the mutt? *Blush*

Joey: Me & Moneybags? *Blush*

Koori: Would you admit it sometime today?Everyone with a common sense knows you two love Eachother!

Kaiba/Joey: *Even Redder* Not True!

Koori: Bro, why do you always have to be so stubborn? I guess there is only one thing to do....*Locks Joey&Kaiba in a closet*I guess well see the results next time...!

7th Thema: Joeys Nickname "Dog" p1

Koori: I think the name suits him! I have a dog (with the same hair color) & Everytime I see Joey he Reminds me of my Dog!

Majin: More to the thema wel discuss next time! See you !

All-Joey&Kaiba:*Leave*

Tbc?

Koori: Please send me questions,Videos or any Ideas you think would improve this fic!

Majin: Say it Sanzo!

Sanzo: Im not gonna beg for Anything!

Goku: Please? Sanzooooooooooooo~*Puppy eyes*

Sanzo:Okay,Okay! Quit whining! Please Read&Review!

All: Sayonara!*Waves hands*