EVILflames-Ok now,this fic is gonna be weird as hell!
Inuyasha-Going to be retarded as hell also...
Kagome-Inuyasha.....
Inuyasha-No,Kagome wait!
Kagome-sit!
Inuyasha-(falls to the ground in a heap)damn...
EVILflames-Does it work if you say it in japanese?
Kagome-Hm.....never thought about it...
Inuyasha-(has got up in time to hear EVILflames's question)Kagome.....don't even think about it wench!
Kagome-Oswari!
Inuyasha-(falls in a heap again )
EVILflames-Cool,works in all langauges ^-^ Anyway,Inuyasha disclaimers please before I make Kagome say it in Spanish.
Inuyasha-EVILflames does not own us or else I'd be dead.
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Inuyasha and Kagome walk into a park,searching for a certain someone.They stop at a tree that had a small door at it's base,but of course they didn't really pay attenion to that.
Inuyasha-Where the hell is that girl?I swear to god that I will kill her!
Kagome-Inuyasha!Cool down,she said she'd bring your tetsaigia here.
Inuyasha-Yeah and Saddam Hussien said he'd never be captured and now his dirty ass is about to be sent to death row.
Kagome-Inuyasha....please shut up.
Little did they know that EVILflames had set a plan for them to entertain herself because she has no life.(A/nWho wrote that?Lilbro-What Winacia?Ef-get out!)Slowly out of the tiny door came out the eviliest,ugliest,most frightful thing in the whole freakin' world.Hamsters came out the house,running for gods no where.
Inuyasha-What the fuck is that?!
Hamtaro-Hamha!My name's hamtaro,the little gay hamster.Who are you eared man?
Kagome-Oh my god talking hamsters!Kill them Inuyasha!
Inuyasha-(sqaushes hamtaro,while other hamsters watch in horror)good riddence!
Oxnard-Hamtaro!(eats a sunflower seed)My best friend is dead!
Boss-oh well,don't gotta worry about him taking Bijou away from me.
Bijou-No Hamtaro..why!
Kagome-Do you think we should put them all out of their misery?
Inuyasha-yup(steps on all of them)god,I gotta start wearing shoes!
Laura-My hamster!You killed him!
Laura and the other hamster owners come running at them with pitch forks and torches.
Kagome-I think we should run.
Inuyasha-No really,what was your first clue.
Inuyasha picks up Kagome and runs out of town.Of course,being half demon,the hamster owners couldn't keep up with him.
Laura-So now what?
Conna-I think I'll go get a gerbil
All the hamster owners then walked to the pet store to become gerbil people.(A/n I don't really see the difference between hamsters and gerbils,their both rats to me)Inuyasha put kagome down on the floor when EVILflames came out of the sky on a purple floating chair.
Ef-Hey,sup!
Inuyasha-Give me tetsaigia,you insane pcyho freak!
Ef-Not yet,you got to find something for me first.
Kagome-And what would that be?
Ef-You need to find my......hairbrush.
Inu & Kag-(Fall anime style)
Inuyasha-What! A hairbrush! Just go buy another!
Ef-You may not know it,but I'm a very cheap person.Anyway,you have to go to different tv shows and find my brush.Don't be surprised to find some strange people in those shows.
Kagome-Are we in a tv show now?Which one?
Ef-Yes and you're on Hamtaro!
Inuyasha-That would explain why everyone kep saying his freakin' name over and over.
Kagome-well,duh Inuyasha,you killed the main characther!
Inuyasha-Because you told me to bitch!
Kagome-Inuyasha.......
Inuyasha-Wait please don't say it!
Kagome-SIT!!!!!
Inuyasha-(falls "thud" to the floor)
Ef-Well,I better get going.
Kagome-Wait how do we go to a different tv show?
Ef-(snaps her fingers and Kag & Inu teleport to another show)This is gonna be good.
Kagome and Inuyasha blink and find themselves somewhere new.
Inuyasha-Great,now where are we?
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Ef-This was good right?
Inuyasha-It sucked
Kagome-Sit!
Ef-(stares at Inu on the floor) Well wait until the next exciting chapter of "Inu & Kag Tv"!
Inuyasha-And please review for my sake!
Inuyasha-Going to be retarded as hell also...
Kagome-Inuyasha.....
Inuyasha-No,Kagome wait!
Kagome-sit!
Inuyasha-(falls to the ground in a heap)damn...
EVILflames-Does it work if you say it in japanese?
Kagome-Hm.....never thought about it...
Inuyasha-(has got up in time to hear EVILflames's question)Kagome.....don't even think about it wench!
Kagome-Oswari!
Inuyasha-(falls in a heap again )
EVILflames-Cool,works in all langauges ^-^ Anyway,Inuyasha disclaimers please before I make Kagome say it in Spanish.
Inuyasha-EVILflames does not own us or else I'd be dead.
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Inuyasha and Kagome walk into a park,searching for a certain someone.They stop at a tree that had a small door at it's base,but of course they didn't really pay attenion to that.
Inuyasha-Where the hell is that girl?I swear to god that I will kill her!
Kagome-Inuyasha!Cool down,she said she'd bring your tetsaigia here.
Inuyasha-Yeah and Saddam Hussien said he'd never be captured and now his dirty ass is about to be sent to death row.
Kagome-Inuyasha....please shut up.
Little did they know that EVILflames had set a plan for them to entertain herself because she has no life.(A/nWho wrote that?Lilbro-What Winacia?Ef-get out!)Slowly out of the tiny door came out the eviliest,ugliest,most frightful thing in the whole freakin' world.Hamsters came out the house,running for gods no where.
Inuyasha-What the fuck is that?!
Hamtaro-Hamha!My name's hamtaro,the little gay hamster.Who are you eared man?
Kagome-Oh my god talking hamsters!Kill them Inuyasha!
Inuyasha-(sqaushes hamtaro,while other hamsters watch in horror)good riddence!
Oxnard-Hamtaro!(eats a sunflower seed)My best friend is dead!
Boss-oh well,don't gotta worry about him taking Bijou away from me.
Bijou-No Hamtaro..why!
Kagome-Do you think we should put them all out of their misery?
Inuyasha-yup(steps on all of them)god,I gotta start wearing shoes!
Laura-My hamster!You killed him!
Laura and the other hamster owners come running at them with pitch forks and torches.
Kagome-I think we should run.
Inuyasha-No really,what was your first clue.
Inuyasha picks up Kagome and runs out of town.Of course,being half demon,the hamster owners couldn't keep up with him.
Laura-So now what?
Conna-I think I'll go get a gerbil
All the hamster owners then walked to the pet store to become gerbil people.(A/n I don't really see the difference between hamsters and gerbils,their both rats to me)Inuyasha put kagome down on the floor when EVILflames came out of the sky on a purple floating chair.
Ef-Hey,sup!
Inuyasha-Give me tetsaigia,you insane pcyho freak!
Ef-Not yet,you got to find something for me first.
Kagome-And what would that be?
Ef-You need to find my......hairbrush.
Inu & Kag-(Fall anime style)
Inuyasha-What! A hairbrush! Just go buy another!
Ef-You may not know it,but I'm a very cheap person.Anyway,you have to go to different tv shows and find my brush.Don't be surprised to find some strange people in those shows.
Kagome-Are we in a tv show now?Which one?
Ef-Yes and you're on Hamtaro!
Inuyasha-That would explain why everyone kep saying his freakin' name over and over.
Kagome-well,duh Inuyasha,you killed the main characther!
Inuyasha-Because you told me to bitch!
Kagome-Inuyasha.......
Inuyasha-Wait please don't say it!
Kagome-SIT!!!!!
Inuyasha-(falls "thud" to the floor)
Ef-Well,I better get going.
Kagome-Wait how do we go to a different tv show?
Ef-(snaps her fingers and Kag & Inu teleport to another show)This is gonna be good.
Kagome and Inuyasha blink and find themselves somewhere new.
Inuyasha-Great,now where are we?
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Ef-This was good right?
Inuyasha-It sucked
Kagome-Sit!
Ef-(stares at Inu on the floor) Well wait until the next exciting chapter of "Inu & Kag Tv"!
Inuyasha-And please review for my sake!