A/N: Yeah, I wrote this fic after I came out of rehab from my PC-solitaire
addiction. Very bad phase...
Harry Potter And The Evil Manipulative Windows Desktop Games
Harry Potter was sitting in his bed at Hogwarts, playing on his laptop. Hogwarts was connected up to the rest of the world, and now had electricity, central heating and pluming. While he was downloading illegal music from the Internet, he felt suddenly, very, very, bored. He decided to try out this thing he saw earlier called 'Solitaire'. He'd clicked on it once or twice and tried to play but the rules were so complicated and the game looked so boring anyway he decided to stop playing them and visit porn sites. But desperate times call for desperate measures. As he played the pure evil in a pack of cards unwitting aware of the fact that in his secret lair on the moon, Bill Gates was watching.
"Har-har!" he squeaked, "Soon I will have the entire world under my control! By playing PC Solitaire, Tetris or Shi-Sen- all repetitive yet addictive windows desktop games- I will hypnotise them to control the world! Mwh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!! FNAR!! Take THAT George Bush! How 'bout THAT for a master plan!!!"
And then Harry played. And played an played until his brain became square. Bill Gates had done it. He had gotten Harry Potter under his control, He laughed some more. And Harry just sat there, staring into emptiness. About as articulate as a pitchfork.
The End
And the moral of the story is: Don't get sucked into Bill Gates' evil master plan. Don't play evil Manipulative windows desktop games.
Harry Potter And The Evil Manipulative Windows Desktop Games
Harry Potter was sitting in his bed at Hogwarts, playing on his laptop. Hogwarts was connected up to the rest of the world, and now had electricity, central heating and pluming. While he was downloading illegal music from the Internet, he felt suddenly, very, very, bored. He decided to try out this thing he saw earlier called 'Solitaire'. He'd clicked on it once or twice and tried to play but the rules were so complicated and the game looked so boring anyway he decided to stop playing them and visit porn sites. But desperate times call for desperate measures. As he played the pure evil in a pack of cards unwitting aware of the fact that in his secret lair on the moon, Bill Gates was watching.
"Har-har!" he squeaked, "Soon I will have the entire world under my control! By playing PC Solitaire, Tetris or Shi-Sen- all repetitive yet addictive windows desktop games- I will hypnotise them to control the world! Mwh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!! FNAR!! Take THAT George Bush! How 'bout THAT for a master plan!!!"
And then Harry played. And played an played until his brain became square. Bill Gates had done it. He had gotten Harry Potter under his control, He laughed some more. And Harry just sat there, staring into emptiness. About as articulate as a pitchfork.
The End
And the moral of the story is: Don't get sucked into Bill Gates' evil master plan. Don't play evil Manipulative windows desktop games.