By: Luna M., Jamie D., Siria B., and Patty S.
Author's note: This is a skit that we did for one of our drama classes and since it's about InuYasha, I decided to post it on Fanfiction. Hope you enjoy! (It's suppose to be somewhat funny- ^.^)
I- So… why are we going to this "Escargo Pudding Restaurant?"
K- InuYasha. (points to Sango & Miroku suggestively ) Be quiet. They have ramen here, so I thought you'd like it.
I- Ramen, eh? … WHERE IS IT?!?!?!? (Runs off stage, dragging Kagome behind)
S- (glares at Miroku) Um…Miroku, I think that you're going a bit too fast. There is no need for pushing; I won't run away. (*To audience*) Though I kind of want to.
M- Well… (Clears throat) I like the view from back here.
S- (turns and slaps him over the head) Maybe I shouldn't have come tonight…
M- No, no, no. I promise I won't do anything bad. (Tries to look innocent)
S- Don't give me that; it doesn't work with me.
(Conversation ends when Kagome drags InuYasha back on stage)
K- Come on you two, we've already been to the restaurant and back again …because of a certain someone, who loves ramen…who will be hit over the head any second now…
I- Who's that? (Kagome looks at him, others laugh) Oh. Well you could've' just said so in the first place!!!
~At Escargo Pudding Restaurant~
(All enter restaurant)
I-???? I smell RAMEN NOODLES!!!!!!!!! (Runs offstage to kitchen)
K- InuYasha? InuYasha! InuYasha, get back here NOW! Don't make me say it! Sorry you two, I'll go get him. Go in and get a seat. I'll only be a minute.
M- Alright. go ahead, we'll find a table.
S- Please be quick about it… (Looks desperately at Kagome)
M- (Watches Kagome leave and then turns to Sango) Shall we go then Sango? (Offers arm, Sango brushes past with a disgusted look.)
(In the restaurant- waiter takes them to table)
M- So, after this, do you want to…
S- No. (Doesn't look at him) You need to give your head a wack, to get those dirty little thoughts out of your brain. (Smiles sarcastically) Or maybe I should do it for you. Either way, I'm sure that you'll get the message.
M- No, no, no, I'm sure that they'll float out all by themselves… I promise that I'll keep all of my thought to myself. I swear! And I NEVER break a promise!
S- Well, that's all very nice, but must you stroke my inner thighs while you speak to me?
M- Heh heh. (rubs back of head) Didn't realize I was doing that.
S- (mutters) Why did I agree to go out with you?
M- Well, usually when a guy asks a girl out and they agree…
S- Miroku? You're rubbing my thighs again.
M- (mutters) And their so lovely too…
S- (hits him over the head again) Miroku you're really starting to annoy me.
M- But what was I doing?
S- MIROKU!! (sighs) Never mind; continue.
M- As I was saying, when the girl agrees, it means that she likes him. (gasps) So you DO like me!
S- Well, that's becoming questionable…
M- Sango? I have something very important to ask of you, and if you say no, the next generation is at stake.
S- (looks worried) What is it? Surely it can't be that bad.
M- It can be. Sango? ( suspenseful pause and takes her hands) Will you bare my child?
S- (blinks) WHAT?! This is our first date and you're… you're… Ugh! (hits him) You're sick! That's it, I'm leaving and don't you ever speak to me again. You're unbearable! (stands up and walks away while…)
K & I- (walks towards table watching Sango leaving- Kagome drags InuYasha)
K- What happened?
M- Um… she had to go somewhere.
I- Away from you?
M- No, she just had to leave.
K- What did you do Miroku?
M- I swear I didn't do anything! I always keep my promises!
I- That's what you said to the last girl.
(Waiter comes to take order)
W- Good evening. May I take your order?
I- Um, Yah. I'll have a… a hundred bowls of ramen.
W- A hundred?
I- Hmmm…Your right that's silly. I'll have two hundred.
W- (drops pad and pen and runs away, can't believing what InuYasha just said)
~The End ~
Well that's it. I guess I could add more if I wanted to (not really though) or if I get a lot of reviews! Hint hint…. ^.^
~Luna~