HEY EVERYONE. SORRY IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I LAST POSTED/UPDATED ANYTHING. MY LAPTOPS INTERNET WAS STOLEN BY AT&T. SO I'VE BEEN USING MY MOM'S COMPUTER. AND I'M NOT ON FOR VERY LONG SO IT'S DIFFICULT TO GET ANYTHING I WANT DONE. PLEASE DON'T HATE ME. HATE AT&T.

Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing but the plot and the jutsu Chigan.

No one is to use my jutsu. And if you want to use it for a story, you MUST ask me first.

Mikomi in the story is xXMikomiUchihaXx here on fan fiction.

Yaoi… Fight?

Mikomi- Oh, *holds laughter* guess what Arabs like me think are supposed to pronounce Sasuke. SAZUKI! (saw-zoo-key) HAHAHAHA!

Max-*holds laughter* Sazuki! HAHAHAHA!

Sasuke- oh, shut it you two.

Mikomi- Why don't you go back to your little emo corner, Sazuki!

Sasuke- Grrrrrr!

Mikomi- Grrrrrr!

*Starts fighting*

Max- WAIT!

*Stops fighting as Max walks over to them and then as she reaches them punches Sasuke*

Max- *yelling at Mikomi* I can't believe you would do that without me!

Mikomi- Sorry Max. *Hugs Max*

Max- It's Okay Miki-chan.

Sasuke- *Sighs* Girls.

*Both girls turn and pounce on Sasuke. And now all three Shinobi are fighting*

Sasuke- You can't beat me even when you team up!

Mikomi- Oh really?

Max + Mikomi- NARU-CHAAAAAN!

Sasuke- Crap!

Naruto- SASUKE YOU LEAVE MY FANGIRLS ALONE!

Sasuke- …..Make me.

Naruto- RASENGAN!

Sasuke- CHIDORI!

Mikomi- Battle formation Sazuki!

*Naruto tries to attack Sasuke, but he dodges*

Sasuke- Is that all you got?

Mikomi- Max go!

Max- Hai!

*Max and Mikomi attack Sasuke from the air. Max is some what behind him charging up a Rasengan, while Mikomi is some what in front of him powering her Chidori. As they approach Sasuke, who hasn't moved from his spot on the ground because he hasn't sensed them coming yet, the two girls combine their attacks*

Max+Mikomi- CHIGAN: THE BOND BETWEEN FRIENDS!

*There is a giant explosion from the attack. Sasuke took a lot of damage, as did Max and Mikomi. But still Sasuke finds the strength to stand. Naruto then goes to pin Sasuke for the win but instead he trips and the two boys share a very unexpected kiss*

Max+Mikomi-YAOI!

Sasuke- Wait. This isn't right. I'm Seme.

*switches positions*

Sasuke- Much better.

Max+Mikomi- (+/+)

*Max starts chanting "Kiss"*

Sasuke- With pleasure.

*Mikomi takes a camera out of nowhere an takes pictures of the two boys making out*

Mikomi- (turns to Max) We now have evidence.

Max- RUN AWAY!

Thanks for reading my story.

Chigan- is not an actual jutsu. I made up by combing Chidori and Rasegan.

Yaoi- boyXboy

Seme- means your the more dominant one in the relationship.