Oh hello there. I don't know how you stumbled upon this fanfiction, but I recommend turning back now, because to be completely honest, I was pretty sugar high and delirious when I wrote this. Also, for those of you following this account for Glorious. Emily and I started that 2 years ago and it looks like 10 year olds wrote it. So we're going to fix up the first few chapters and then we'll post the new one. ON WITH THE FANFICTION

Also, the grammar and spelling and overall sentence structure in this fanfiction is shitty for a reason. Get off my dick please.

Lance POV:

I NEED DA DICK MAN!1!1!1! SENIOR YEAR STARTS TOMORROW AND I HAVENT GOTTEN LAID. I walk through the club, full of drunk half naked people. Then I see a man. Not just any man. A sexy man. I walk over to him and I sa, "Hi I like dick, can I have some please"

The tall lookin man smiles at me. "Sure" he say. "I'm keef by the way." "I'm Lance, now let's do the sexing."

We walk back to my shitty apartment that I got after the homophobic assholes I call mom and dad kicked me out. I unlock the door and we immediately start making out. We go into my room and do the sexy. (If you thought I was gonna write this shit out, no bitch I'm just a lil girl)

~~~~~The Next Morning~~~~~

Dam that was some nice sexy time I had last night. I wake up, brush mah teeth, throw on some clothes and walk to school. I see my friend Pidge and I tackle her in a bear hug. We walk into english class together and the teacher has a familiar face. *GASP* 'TIS THE SEXY MAN

He sees me and goes pale. We quickly get through the class period and he asks me to stay behind. He sees me at his desk and says "Can't belive I did sexy with you, my student. This can never happen again." I run out of the room crying over the loss of my one true love.

I get home and I eat some hot pockets. Then I throw up. Huh. Guess they were expired I thought to myself.

~~~~~2 months later~~~~~~

Oh no! I've been throwing up non stop for a long time. I call Pidge and have her take me to the doctor. At the doctor they take a blood test. I wait for a while. The doctor calls me back into the waiting room with a troubled look on her face. "I have some news for you Lance. You are pargnent." Pidge and I gasp atthe same time. "OMG! THIS CANNOT BE! I AM PREGANANANT!?"

The doctor smiles, "Yes. Now go tell the father."

The next day at school I bolt into class as fast as possible and go straight to Keithy boy's desk. "KEITH! I AM PREGANT WITH UR CHILD! YOU MUST HELP" He gasps. "Oh dear Lance, I have to show you something. And he takes off his pants to reveal hoofs. "I am centaur." Pidge screeches "BESTIALITY" Keith says "I luv you lancey boy. I quit job to help with baby." I sigh in relef. "Thank you bby"

~~~~~~2 months later~~~~~~~

I feel a strange pain in my peepee. I hope the baby is ok. "Keith" I wake up my boyfriend. "Yes bby?" "I think I'm having a dick aneurysm, lets go to doctor" He gasps "OK LES GO"

We go to the doctor and she checks my ding dong. "Looks like the babies are perfectly healthy"

I gasp, "BABIES? AS IN MORE THAN UNO!?"

The doctor smiles, "Yes. Looks like youare having sextuplets. Unfortunately, a C Section is not possible, so you have to push the babies out of your pee hole."

I smile, "as long as the six babies are ok, I'm ok"

~~~~~~~5 months later~~~~~~

I squeeze Keith's hand very hard. "KEITH IT HURTS MY COCK A DOODLE DOO HURTS!"

I've only pushed out 3 of thebabies. THey were really stuck in there.

Keith kissed my forehead, "I know but think about how strong your penis will be after this!"

I push as hard as I can and the last 3 babies pop out of my banana.

Keith smiles 'I LOVE YOU LANCE"

I smile at the 6 horse babies I just pushed out. "I love you too, Keef"

THE END

So…..yeah…...I honestly don't even know why this exists but why the hell not. If you finished this, you deserve a fucking medal my dude.