This is a parody of bad bad leroy brown by Frank Sinatra
Well the bad side of the sereitei
Is the deadly part of town
with soul reapers up there
most people get scared
Of a soul named kenpachi
Now Zaraki's more than deadly
You see he does not a shikai
All the noob soul reapers call him a deadly monster
And the captains call him sir
Chorus:
And it's that tank Kenpachi
The deadly tank from the sereitei
Stronger than Ikkaku
And deadlier than Toshiro
Now Zaraki he a monster
And he like his killer sword
And he like to wave his diamond rings
In front of everybody's nose
He got a custom Continental
He got an Eldorado too
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe
(Repeat Chorus)
Now Friday 'bout a week ago
Leroy shootin' dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named Doris
And oo that girl looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
'Cause Leroy Brown learned a lesson
'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man
(Repeat Chorus)
Well the two men took to fighting
And when they pulled them off the floor
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone