AN: This is just a little one-shot that I wanted to write. I got the inspiration from a little thing on a profile called The Six Truths of Life. I loved it so much that I decided to do a one-shot on it. It's going to be pretty short but I'm bored to death so yea. Well, here we go.
The Six Truths of Life
EmPOV
Hm, what's this, the six truths of life? I thought as I opened my e-mail account. I figured that I was bored enough to read them so I clicked on it.
The Six Truths of Life:
1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
What? Yes, you can….. I think. I tried to lick all of my teeth and was easily able to. Then I read the next truth.
2. You just tried to do the above.
Aw man, I'm an idiot.
3. The first truth is a lie.
Well, that wasn't obvious at all. I laughed and smiled like an idiot.
4. You're smiling right now because you're realizing you're an idiot.
Wow, this thing is like scary true. I should send it to Edward, Bella, Rose, Jasper, Alice, and everyone else.
5. You are currently thinking about sending this to all of your friends so that they can fall for it too.
I still had a stupid smile on my face as I read the last truth.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
I started roaring with laughter the whole thing was just hilarious. I quickly sent it too everyone on my contact list and went back to reading my emails.
BPOV
I was lying down in my bed when my ancient computer started flashing. I got up and walked over to my computer. I clicked on the link and waited about five minutes for it to come up. When it did I read the title: The Six Truths of Life. It was from Emmett. I read over it quickly and was shocked. It's like the computer knew exactly what I was thinking. I logged off of my computer and answered the phone which just started ringing. It was Edward. He told me that he was coming pick me up and I started getting ready. When we got to his house I could hear Jasper and Rosalie both laughing hysterically upstairs.
"They got Emmett's e-mail, didn't they," I said immediately.
Edward nodded his head and we walked upstairs.
"Emmett! I loved your e-mail. I completely fell for it," I said laughing with them.
"Me too," Alice exclaimed.
"How did you not see that coming," Rose asked.
"I don't know," she replied between giggles.
"I didn't fall for it at all," Edward said. I looked at him with my eyebrows raised.
"Are you sure about that," I asked.
"Positive," he responded.
"Oh yea, prove it," I said grinning wickedly.
"All right then," he said hesitantly. He called up Maggie from the Irish coven.
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Hey Maggie!
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Could you come to our house for a little while?
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It's kind of important.
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Thanks!
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Bye Maggie.
She'll be here in an hour.
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"Ok Edward, what's the emergency," Maggie asked as soon as she got here.
"They think I'm lying about not falling for Emmett's stupid e-mail," Edward whined.
"EDWARD ANTHONY CULLEN, YOU DID NOT CALL ME HERE FOR THAT!" she screamed.
"Um….. Yes?" He answered.
"Ugh," she said and turned to leave. "Oh yea, by the way, he is lying. He did fall for it."
Edward mouth dropped and she smiled then left.
"Stupid, traitor, Irish vampire," he said under his breath. We just looked at each other then burst out laughing.
The End
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