Author's Note: Just learned at dinner this evening that tomorrow is "Pajama Day" at my little brother's preschool (do you remember those? I do, kinda-sorta - this was eons ago, remember hahaha) - and of course I was inspired.
What would some of Gotham's finest villains wear to bed - if they had a bed to wear such garments in? This is my answer to that question. Let me know if anyone has different/better ideas that are more in-character - I'm interested (and very bored, can't you tell?)
Ladies first:
Harley Quinn:
Diamond-patterned flannel pajama capris in red and black, an I-heart-Gotham! T-shirt - and her harlequin hood, of course! *giggle* "Sneak, sneak, sneak. . ." *giggle*
Poison Ivy:
A sexy deep green negligee patterned with real leaves from some of her plant "babies."
Catwoman:
Black silk pajamas patterned with happy cartoon kittens.
And now for the "gentlemen?":
Penguin:
Are you shitting me? He's far too "pompous" (Jonathan's term, not mine) to wear anything but a suit, even to go to sleep - although he does remove the top hat and monocle (it's more comfortable, you see).
Two-Face:
A plain white short-sleeved undershirt and sweatpants - it was the only ensemble that both halves of him could agree on.
Dr. Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow:
Plaid boxer shorts and a wife-beater (at least, the wife-beater when the Clown Prince of Crime's not in Jonathan's apartment bedroom with him. . . "Oooh, it'd be, uh, really hot if you took that off, sweetcakes. . .").
And, last but not least:
The Joker:
Also sports the boxers-and-wife-beater get-up; although again he removes the latter item when he's with his "dirty little bitch," as he so loves to call Jonathan - and who enjoys being labeled that by the clown as well. (Aww, they match!)
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