I've never considered myself a spy… but I guess I can see how some jump to that conclusion. I've spent more time in East Germany than I have in Washington DC—which is hilarious if you think about it!

I'm just trying to get my mind off of things… I've been ducking and hiding from the KGB, and we've all been dodging the German agents who don't seem picky about who they're shooting at. The border is locked up so tight, the guards are frisking peoples' shadows!

One thing I'll say about this job… there's never any lack of excitement!