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"Bloody muggles!" Voldemort hissed. The all powerful and all-mighty Dark Lord was holding his driver's license which had a big, bold red FAILED over it.
The Dark Lord was in the middle of muggle London trying to get his driver's license.
Why he had even tried to pass the bloody test was no ones guess. His right hand man, Lucius Malfoy, had said that he had overheard a couple of mudbloods saying that a car was an easier way to travel than apparating, and as Lucius knew how much he detesting the feeling of being squeezed into a tube and then his body reforming Lucius had suggested taking the test.
What a bloody waste of time! The driver instructor had found a fault with absolutely everything he had done.
Oh how he wished he could just Crucio him into insanity. But no, the great Lucius Malfoy had made him promise that he wouldn't use any unforgivables on the instructor.
Now honestly the Dark Lord was fuming. He was about to apparate to his Manor.
Oh, how he wished that Wormtail was there he needed someone at whom to unleash his anger.
Author's Note- This fic was a completely random. I wrote it at two in the morning with two bags of Skittles, a whole bottle of soda and bored out of my mind in a friends' mom's Party. LOL please excuse my insanity!