Druidess Part II
Don't Touch My Stick
By: Wonderfall
Chapter 1: Doing the Deed Here… There… EVERYWHERE!
"SOMEONE GET ME A BUCKET OF WATER!" The tall brunette screamed. Her hands were covered in blood and filled with bandages. She was standing in a small crowded hut, but more and more people with injuries were filing in. Outside, the sounds of screaming and cursing could be heard. In the distance there was a fire devouring the neighboring village and surrounding areas. All around her, people were crying out for help. It was war.
"I SWEAR IF I CAN'T GET SOME WATER RIGHT NOW..." The brunette screamed again.
"HERE!!! WATER!!!" A stubby man, much shorter than most, rushed into the room. He almost tripped but somehow made it to the bed where the water was needed.
The screaming lady snatched the bucket out of the man's hands and poured it all over her the dying man on her table.
"YOU!" She pointed to a random man standing near her. "Hold him down!" She turned away from the man and started towards another injured person who was lying against the wall in the back of the hut, blood pouring from his neck. She brought out her wand as quick as she could. She yelled out a spell, but it couldn't be heard over all the noise. Bandages flew from her wand straight to the man and wrapped up his neck, stopping the bleeding.
She turned to see to someone else, when she heard it.
The nasty clicking sound of wood on wood, cl-lunk!
"Oh hell no!" She turned in another direction and exited the hut as top speed. She pushed through the throng of people in her way, purposely shoving them to get to her destination as quick as possible. She separated the two sheets of cloth hanging from the board above the entrance to her hut and emerged into the battle zone. She took several steps forwards and turned on the spot. Sure enough...
Her hut was on fire.
"NO ONE SETS MY HOUSE ON FIRE!!!!" She roared. She pointed her wand towards her roof and mumbled, "Aguamenti". A sparkling jet of water burst from the wand and onto the roof, successfully dowsing the fire.
Hermione Granger started to giggle.
"Stop laughing! I'm still pissed about that day!!"
"I'm sorry! What happened next?"
"Afterwards, I ran back inside and started going through the rest of the people...."
The angry witch was flaring, some could have sworn they saw smoke coming from her ears. She rushed back into her hut, water leaking from the ceiling, and got back to work. She stayed like that for what felt like forever, frantically turning from person to person, bandaging, blood, water, heal spells, rinse and repeat. As dark began to descend on the village, the noise began to lighten.
The witch knew what the silence meant, and she didn't like it. With everything in her tiny hut somewhat under control she ventured outside, wand at the ready. She was right; the two sides of the battle were at a stand off. Two large groups of wizards and witches alike were standing with their wands out in the offensive stance, facing each other, all with murderous looks on their faces.
"Wait, Tari... where did this battle take place again?"
"Who knows? It was so long ago, and it wouldn't exist today anyways. This battle didn't even go down in history with a name. It was just a very dim-witted family feud. And in the end, they all died. The cool thing is, the village leaders got together to decide whom gets the fortune the deceased left behind. There were literally no living relatives left. They all gave it to me, for saving the rest of the village."
Hermione started her giggling again. At that moment, a tall and handsome man walked into the room with an odd look on his face. He stopped upon entering and looked at the giggling girl.
"Hermione what are you laughing at?"
Her laughter elevated and became an uncontrollable force. She tumbled over onto the floor, clutching her stomach, howling.
"What happened? Did someone over do a cheering charm on you?" Draco Malfoy stepped over to his girlfriend of exactly one year and picked her up. He placed her gently on the bed and watched as she laughed herself into tears. He sat on the side and watched with pure interest.
After a minute, she finally calmed down a little; her face was tear-stained and she let out a small chuckle every couple of seconds.
"Now, what was that all about, Granger?"
"The voices in my head are telling me funny stories is all." She wiggled her eyebrows at him.
"Oh, that's fantastic. I love coming home from work and hearing that my girlfriend has voices in her head!"
She looked up to him and smiled. "I love my life!" She exclaimed.
"Are you high?" He questioned her with a raised eyebrow.
"Off life." She grinned happily.
"Mmm, I'll give you something else to get high off…" Draco spoke his cheesy innuendo and tackled Hermione. She squealed with happiness and before long she was moaning with pleasure.
Across the country, another couple was also "getting high".
Pansy was yelling frantically as she pushed herself against a wall by her four poster bed. Across the bed from her, was Ron sporting a devious grin. "Ronald-no! Don't you dare, Weasley!!! I'll kick your-"
"What? You can't swear for your life, Pans. So, what was it you were going to kick?" He wiggled his eyebrows evilly at her and then lunged at her. She let out a high pitched scream and tried to get away, but it was too late!!! Ron grabbed her around the waist and gracefully tossed her onto the bed and pinned her down by the arms. "You aren't going anywhere." He whispered seductively in her ear.
"Oh Ron…"
In another place, someone else was doing the deed. It was Saturday night after all. But unlike Hermione and Draco and unlike Pansy and Ron, Ginny was having sex with someone whose name was unknown to her. And instead of having sex in a somewhat "decent" place, she was doing it in a bathroom stall.
It was rough, it was primal, and it was hard.
Ginny didn't know the man she was currently shagging; they had just met up in a random bar to be completely honest. She really just needed some release, and something to take her mind of a certain "Boy-who-lived-and-lived-again-but-should'n't've!".
But she couldn't rid her mind off the prat and she hated herself for it. The man who was currently in her, was shorter than Harry, fatter than Harry, and had terrible breath, unlike Harry. But she could pretend.
"Ohhh.... ohhhh............ OOHHHH!! Harry...." There it was... the pretending.
"Erm... my name isn't Harry..." The unknown named man pulled away slightly from Ginny and gave her an accusing look.
"I wasn't calling you 'Harry', I was erm.. uhh... commenting on your... head! It's very hairy..." She lied through her teeth. "I... I like it like... that...."
He gave her a disgusted face and back away. He zipped up his pants and walked out of the stall, mumbling, "Freak..." as he left.
She stepped down from the toilet and straightened out her skirt. "Damnit Harry!!!"
"My name isn't HARRY!" The man called out from a distance.
"FUCK!!!!" Ginny screamed. She grabbed her purse from the tiled floor, dug around for her wand, and apparated home. "DAMNIT HARRY!!!"
"What did I do?!"
Ginny stopped in mid step towards the kitchen to break things, and looked at her couch. Sure enough, there sat the culprit, the devil, the man she was going to murder... The man she couldn't get her mind off. The BOY-WHO-LIVED-AND-LIVED-AGAIN-AND-SHOULDN'T'VE!!!
"YOU!!!" She pointed at him and gave him the meanest, angriest prison-love glare she could conjure.
Harry almost jumped out of his skin at the look he got. He stood from the couch and starting backing up immediately. "Seriously, Gin? What did I do?!"
"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DID!!" She snatched up her purse, grabbed her wand and pointed it squarely at his chest. "Ever since last year and you're stupid confession, 'I'm in love with you Ginny! I'm in love with you!' all I can do is think about shagging your brains out!!"
"Well.... I don't really have a problem with that...." He raised both of his eyebrows at her.
Ginny's prison-love glare turned into one of disgust. She marched up to him as quickly as light and slapped him across the face. "HOW COULD YOU PLAY WITH MY FEELINGS LIKE THAT HARRY?"
Harry shook his head from the blow and looked at her. "I'm not trying to play with your feelings!!! I just stopped by to discuss George's Birthday party!!!"
Ginny looked at him in shock. "Oh Harry!!! You're so sensitive!!!" She jumped on him and started kissing his face. Harry's arms automatically came up to her back to hold her.
But he couldn't help but think, "Bi-polar much?"
Ginny grabbed onto his shoulders and pushed him with her body against the wall; her pent up sexually charged frustration was on fire.
"HARRY!"
"What?!?!"
"I'M JUST... I'M JUST SO EXCITED!!! FUCK, I THINK I JUST CAME!!!"
"Ginny, what is wrong with you!?" Harry tried to push her away from himself and put some distance between them. But Ginny was holding onto him like her life depended on him. She was rocking her body against him and wiggling chaotically.
Between Ginny's squirming and Harry's attempts to put her down, they ended up breaking through Ginny's bedroom door.
"OOOOHHHHHH!!!" Ginny let out a giant moan as they fell onto her bed. She climbed onto him and started rocking her body uncontrollably.
"GINNY, HOLY SHIT!" Harry put all his might into pushing her off him and he stood up. "What is wrong with you!?"
"There's nothing wrong with me!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!" She pointed at him and sneered.
"I just don't think this is right when you... well... you're not right in your bloody mind!!!" He pointed back to her and then walked out into the living room. A couple of moments later, Ginny heard a loud crack.
"FUCK!!!!!!!!!" Ginny fell backwards onto her bed and let out a very loud, high pitched scream.
Hermione pulled the covers up to her neck and sighed happily. She felt Draco's hand rest on her stomach. He rested his head in the nape of her neck, humming nicely.
"I give it an 'A' for acceptable." Hermione said dreamily.
"An 'A'???? Are you kidding me?" Draco pulled his head back and gave her a nasty look.
"Acceptable." Hermione nodded.
"I'm absolutely appalled."
"We'll maybe you need to step it up. Then I might give you a new evaluation." She teased.
He leaned over and began to kiss her neck. As pay back, he bit down on her neck as hard as he could.
"OOOOWWWW!! MALFOY I'LL KILL YOU!!!"
Author's Note: Whooaaa hey guys!! I had a lot of fun writing Druidess, but I was afraid of dragging it out to unbearable lengths. Therefore, you guys get a sequel. I know… I'm awesome!! Ha ha ha…. Ha… ha… yea… just kidding...
Hehe, there we go. Chapter 1. If you enjoyed it, press the review button and let me know!!! =D