The New Menace
Everything was peaceful at Roshi's House. All of the Z-Fighters had come for a visit to catch up on what had happened between each other since the defeat of Kid Buu a year ago.
When Goku had arrived with his family last, the shouts of welcome could barely come out of everyone's mouth's when a much louder and gruffer voice yelled out, "KAKAROT! FIGHT ME!"
Guess who was the one that shouted out these words. …..No, it wasn't Broly, but good guess. AMAZINGLY enough, it was none other than our one-and-only favorite Saiyan Prince, Vegeta. I KNOW. NOOOO WAY, RIGHT? CRAZY. WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?!? Goku sighed.
"I had a feeling that that's what you'd say, Vegeta," Goku said.
"Oh, shut up, Kakarot. I want to see if I've caught up to you yet," said prince snarled.
"Hmph...Very well, Vegeta! I'm sorry guys, but I'll have to talk later. I doubt Vegeta can wait."
"Damn right," Vegeta grumbled.
Their fight proved to be quite an intense one. Both Saiyans went SS2 and battled with all they had, causing vibrations to be felt in the ground miles away. The battle was at its climax when...
BOOM!!!
A massive Energy Wave separated the two fighters as they wheeled around to see who actually had the balls to interfere with their spar.
Five strange creatures were diving through the air towards them. They looked like yellow, scaly reptiles with long, pointed ears like Namekians. As they landed on the ground, the one in front sneered.
"So, you are the Saiyans, eh?" the creature said in a high-pitched, scratchy voice.
"And you are?" Vegeta asked in a menacing voice.
"We are the instruments of your destruction, Saiyans! We... ARE THE ZGWEES!"
VERY awkward silence.
"The...Zgwees?" Piccolo asked, mildly disturbed.
"That's right, the Zgwees! We Zgwees are a race that has been eying your planet for years, wishing to seize it. However, you Saiyans scared the hell out of our lower-class soldiers, so our King, the great Emperor Zgweegabobin, gave our top scientists the task of genetically altering the spineless lower-class Zgwees into the ultimate Zgwee task force, one that can even defeat you Saiyans! And we are the result of that operation! HAHAHAHAHA!"
You think that last awkward silence was awkward? It's got NOTHING on this one.
"I see...and what is the name of this task force that you command?" Goku asked slowly.
Captain Zgwee grinned.
"Our name? HAHAHA! We are known as the Saiyan Hunter Imperial Troops, imbecile!"
Slowly but surely, a wide and goofy grin creeped onto Gohan's face.
"So let me get this straight...your team name is..."
"That's right! We are known as the legendary, unstoppable, all-consuming, invincible, godly TEAM S.H.I.T.!!!
Nobody, not even Vegeta and Piccolo could stop themselves from laughing so hard that they almost SHAT themselves.
"WHAT'S SO FUNNY, IMBECILES!" Captain Zgwee roared.
Somehow, Krillin managed to gasp out, "Earthling...joke...sorry..." between his insane bouts of laughter.
In the end, the Zgwees proved that they actually could defeat a Saiyan. However, they weren't exactly expecting the whole SUPER Saiyan part. Within one minute flat, they were all dead.
"Hey Gohan, eat S.H.I.T.! Krillin declared with a grin as he jokingly chucked a burnt Zgwee corpse at Gohan.
"OH, S.H.I.T.!" Gohan said, continuing the joke as the corpse landed at his feet.
"Hey Master Roshi, catch!" Gohan said with a huge smile plastered onto his face as he flung the carcass at Roshi next. However, Roshi didn't catch it and it hit his house with a thud.
"HOLY S.H.I.T., A S.H.I.T. STAIN ON MY HOUSE! EAT S.H.I.T., GOHAN! Roshi laughed hysterically, throwing the body back at Gohan.
For the rest of the day, all the Z-Fighters did was swap S.H.I.T. puns while throwing dead bodies at each other. But hell, they had so much fun that they didn't really give a S.H.I.T.