Cartman scan around the crowded room, holding a cup of eggnog. It was a Christmas party at Token's house. He sips on the eggnog, glancing around the strident room and stopped utterly at a red hair boy standing behind the couch listlessly. Cartman licks the bottom of his lips slowly as he scroll towards the red hair Jew, smiling devilishly.
"Why are you here, Kahl? Jewish people don't celebrate Christmas!" he sneered, eyeing up and down on Kyle's sweater in which he was yearning for. Kyle rolled his eyes and walked away from the area.
"Okay! Run away you stupid Jew!" he shouted then walks the other way, looking up the ceiling to find a mistletoe. Cartman always wanted to stand to a girl or boy under the mistletoe to occurrence his real kiss. Finally he looked up at one by the kitchen with a couple of couples making out fervently.
"Fags." He mumbles underneath his neck, leading on a nearest wall as he waited someone to this wall. As he waited for few minutes he curl into a smile as he saw Kyle pouring punch from the other side. This is his chance to obtain the Jew by coming here, telling him the tradition of the mistletoe and receive a kiss—from Kyle. All he has to do is to wait for it to happen.
Few minutes later, Kyle came across while holding his drink. Cartman glanced at him, pulling him brutally in the empty hall, experiencing Kyle's glossy emerald eyes intensely. "Dammit Cartman. Why did you pulled on me like that!" The Jew argues, trying struggle from Cartman's grasp. Everyone was already at the back room drinking strong alcohol beverages.
"Look up." Cartman told him, envy his soft tender lips closely. The Jew looked up then gasps silently, looking back at Cartman.
"Um…I-I-I r-r-really don't think I-I—"
"Kahl, it's the Christmas tradition. You have to do it." Cartman cut off his words, leading closely to Kyle.
Kyle pushed him back, appear apprehensively... "Dude, come on you know that I'm Jewish and I just can't ki—"
Cartman cut short off his sentence, slamming his soft warm lips into Kyle's ardently and unfathomable as he pushed him against the wall. Kyle however was total shocked and nervous when he felt the gentle lips capturing on to his. Instantly, Kyle kissed him back, grasping on his large collar firmly. Their tongues dances excitedly as their body connect together. Just about a minute or so Cartman break off the kiss, wiping slight saliva from his lips, Kyle the other hand was blushing while glancing at the larger boy, jolting his right shoe.
There was a silent between the two boys until Kyle cleared his voice to interrupt it. "So…that kiss didn't mean anything, right?"
The fat boy nodded in agreement, punches on Kyle's shoulder lightly. "Right….Hebrew."
They both smile as they walk into the other room and join with their friends…or probably somewhere else.
Kyman oneshot for ya :)
~RitzPurple