Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Emo Bear
(I don't own anything)
-Laboratory of Dr. Weird, South Jersey Shore-
Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, BEHOLD!! A TURKEY DINNER!!!!!!
Steve: Cool, I'm really hungry though.
The turkey attacks Steve then explodes
Dr. Weird: AN EXPLODING TURKEY DINNER!!!!!!!!!
(ATHF opening)
-Aqua Teens' House-
Shake: Frylock, I'm off to the porn theater.
Frylock: Oh, hell no!! You aren't leaving until you clean the toilet, like I asked you to do!!
Meatwad: Can I clean it?
Frylock: No, Meatwad. I have something better for you. It's Emo Bear, a teddy bear that's Emo.
Shake (sarcastically): Why don't you get him a (duck quack) Tickle Me Elmo while you're at it.
Frylock: Watch your sarcasms, Shake!!
Shake: I asked you to get me a Melina Blow-Up doll and YOU got me a (car horn) razor!! Why does he get what he wants!?!
Frylock: You have enough Melina crap as it is Shake! You should be goddamn grateful for what you get!!!
Shake: Fine, I'm grateful that I'm going to go to the porn show!!!
Frylock: Get back here—
Shake slams the door
-Pornopolooza Showgirls-
Shake: One for Jessica's Beautiful Jugs.
Clerk: Sold out, sorry.
Shake: Then can I have one for Foxy Nudes.
Clerk: $32.50.
-Aqua Teens' House-
Meatwad: Come on Emo Bear, we're going to play with Boxy Brown.
Emo Bear: I'd rather die than play with a (bike horn) box.
Frylock: MEATWAD!!!!!!!
Meatwad: What? What did I do?
Frylock: You better not EVER say you're going to commit suicide!
Meatwad: I didn't say anything! It was Emo Bear.
Emo Bear: (glass shatter)!! Don't rat me out!!
Frylock: What the hell are you doing!!?
Emo Bear: Going to slit my (car crash) wrists!!
Slashes wrists and stuffing comes out
Frylock: What the hell did you do that for!?!?!?!
Emo Bear: Because it's in my (goose honk) nature!!
Phone rings
Frylock: Hello? What!?! *sighs* Alright I'll go get him.
Hangs up
Frylock: Stay here, Meatwad. I have to get Master Shake out of jail, for the 20th (car horn) time.
-Jersey City Jail-
Shake: Frylock, thank God you're here, I almost got raped by a couple of Leprechauns!
Frylock: This is the last time I bail you out!! What did you do THIS TIME!?!?
Shake: I got beat up by pigs for paying for sex with a prostitute.
Frylock: How are you going to pay them if you don't have money?
Shake: I have my ways.
Frylock: Then I should just leave you in there. Prostitution is illegal!
Shake: I don't want to get raped in jail!
-Aqua Teens' House-
Master Shake and Frylock come in only to find stuffing all over the house and Meatwad watching Girls Gone Wild: College Edition
Frylock: Dammit Meatwad!! Turn that off!
Meatwad: ……….
Pulls a police pistol out and shoots himself
(ATHF Credits)