One Man & His Guide
Chapter 1: She Found Me
"Urgh.. This is some hango- wait, what the fuck?" I said as I woke up feeling a sharp pain in my head. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Trees were tall as fuck, the ground was covered in tall grass, mushrooms and shit. Well not real shit of course. That was just my way of saying 'I don't know what it's called so I'll call it.. Shit!'. Anyways, I got up and dusted off the dirt that was on my shirt and pants. Just as I turned around, I see this woman running at me and she throws her rucksack at me. I was pushed back a bit from from the heaviness of the thing. What the hell did she put on this thing? A 50 ton lipstick? Next thing I knew, there was this green slimy fuck jumping towards me. Suddenly, there was this cute little bunny that hopped past me. The slime stopped for a minute and started jumping towards the bunny, chasing the poor thing. "You stay away from that cute little bunny. You slimy fu-!" I was cut short when I saw the slime thing swallow the bunny inside it's transparent body. It spit out the bunny's head which landed right in front of my feet. Shit shit shit shit! I thought out loud. Before I knew it, my feet started running like the wind. When I thought I was far enough from the bunny-killer, I stopped running in front of a cave.
"Pssst! You there!" A female voice whispered inside the caves. I looked around and then I pointed at myself, looking into the darkness of the cave. "Yes you, silly." The voice giggled. "Take out one the torches inside my pack." She said and I, not wanting to anger a cave spirit, did as I was told. I took out a torch from the rucksack and it magically lit up. I jerked my head back from the magical torch's flame. The voice started giggling again. I went inside the cave, with torch in-hand, and saw the source of the voice. A woman, in her mid 20's, same height as me, hair curled to the side like Princess Leia, ice blue eyes, a bit tanned & had a petite body. She was wearing a light brown shirt with an undershirt covering any cleavage, waist-tight long skirt and a pair of worn shoes. "You could stop staring now, pervert." She said as she snatched the torch from my hand. "Hey, hey.. Wait up!" I said as I followed close behind her.