This story has been ratting around in my head for days. This is my first fma fanfic so criticism is welcome!
Unfortunately I don't own FMA
Hope you like it! XP
Edward's pov
I was sitting at my desk about nothing, when I accidentally fell asleep. When I go into a fitful sleep everybody's like "poor ed, he must be having a very scary dream. Probably about he mother's transmutation (calling all betas!!). I only have breams like that twice a weak, but the rest of them are scary and stranger. This is one such dream.
I was sitting in a chair when out of the abyss came a glass of milk. This was no ordinary glass of milk. It had jumping wrenches in it.
The wrenches flew out of the discussing opaque liquid. Bounce came after me, moving in a hypnotic rhythm. Even as I tried to get out of the way, each one hit me in the head. Then, the wrenches stopped.
That jerk-off Mustang came out and snapped. The room illumined with light and little wrenches in blue uniform circled around me. They sang of chocolate and oompa-loompa. I herd winry screaming and turned around to see her go into a bowl of jello.
Finily, the chanting stopped. I saw the truth on a throne of stone and little envy's carved into it. He was wearing a fluffy, pink princess crown and he yelled "remember equivalent exchange! Mwhahaha!"
Then, the glass of milk spilled and I drowned in it.
Ha-ha that's it!!!
Hoped you liked it
You know the deal! R&r