NOTE: Anything Slanted is thoughts.
'How in the world did I get here?' Mark asked himself looking around where he had suddenly appeared. A group of people who seemed to be waiting for him to say something. Trying to avoid there eyes he looked towards the ground. Directly below his feet were a pile of cards. He picks them up and begins to read what the cards say out loud.
'Hello. I'm Emmett Forrest. Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law. Uh, let's go around and share a bit about yourselves' He was thinking about how much he lied. He was about to correct himself when a member of the group began to sing.
'Aaron Sholtz. I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes, I write financial software codes But that's a challenge I've outgrown How many yachts can one man own? Some say that I'm a pompous creep, somehow I don't lose that much sleep, why bother with false modesty? Harvard's the perfect place for me.'
So that's where I am. Mark thought to himself. 'Pretty impressive, good to know. Welcome to Harvard. What's up? Yo!' the others answered to Aaron. Seconds later another member began to sing,
'Sundy Pagrowell Pommadon, but you may call me "your majesty." In my country my word was law, but then I flee because of stupid "coup d'etat" But here I learn I make new friends and soon return in bullet-proof Mercedes Benz.'
Mark had no clue what 'coup d'etat' and was about to to ask what it was when the group responded again. 'Pretty impressive, good to know. Welcome to Har--? 'ENID HUPES!' the final group member yelled. well that was rude.
'I did the peace corps overseas, inoculating refugees in family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees. I fought to clean up their lagoons and save their rare endangered loons and led a protest march against insensitive cartoons.'
'Pretty impressive, good--' Mark and the Group sang until they were cut off.
'But now I'm on the legal track because this country's out of whack, and only women have the guts to go and take it back.
We'll make the government come clean and get more people voting green and really stick it to the phallocentric war machine.' Enid Hupes continued.
Just then a blond girl camed and joined the group.
'I love your top! It is so fatigue chic! Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101 with Professor Callahan and Warner Huntington the Third?' Mark had no idea where Criminal Law 101 so he guessed and prayed he was right. He heels could probable break a toe.
'It's in Houser. Over there, second building on the left.' pointing out a building. 'Thanks' and she ran over there.
He could tell this was going to be a long and exciting semester at Harvard law.