'Well...what the fuck...' Was my only thought as i layed on some soft surface. It almost had a wet and itchy feeling to it. It felt warm out, but not like a summer heat. It was like a spring day with a slight breeze keeping the tempeture coozy. Then I realised something. "What the hell is my name and where the fuck am I!" I yelled to nobody. My mind was cloudy and I started to panic. I couldnt remember the simplest things. I kept freaking out yelling and cussing trying to figure out what happened. I couldnt remember anything about me or where I was.

When I finally regained controll of myself, I realised that i needed food, water, and shelter. I looked around to find a cave or something that could house me for the night. From what it looked like, it was around noon, so I had 7 hours to find my necessities. "Ok I got this." I though as i walked through the forest.

As I continued to walk, I had to keep looking over my shoulder. It felt like I was being watched from every direction in this damned forest. I couldnt remember anything about forestry survival, but I knew I would need a fire. But, then I realised that I didnt have a way of making a fire.

"Fuck..." I said outloud, thinking about some other ways of survival. 'Maybe there are some humans around here.' I though, with some hope. I made my way to a hill that i hoped would overlook the entire forest. When I got upon the crest of the hill, I was relieved to see a village a couple of miles away from location. With a smile, I started to make my way to the village.

As I travled through the forest, I heard many noises and saw strange creatures, one with wings and a tail with some pointy object on the tip of it. I was glad that i didnt have to meet that thing face-to-face. "That thing would have fucked my shit up." I thought as I continued to walk to the village I saw. As I made my way to the village, I saw a sign that said "Ponyville: 1 mile". 'Sweet.' I though as I made my way to Ponyville. 'Kind of a silly name for a town.' I though but decided not to complain because it was proble the only town around he for miles.

When I got to the edge of town and didnt see a single soul. I decided that everybody was at work so I sould walk into the business disctrict of town. I was so in intrigued with the buildings that I acidently bumped into a horse. It was a teal colored horse that was about up to my waist. Way to small to be a horse, maybe a pony.

"Watch were your going." It said to me...wait, did that thing just talk. Then it hit me, like me hitting the snooze button on the alarm clock, I was surounded by these ponys.

"What. The. Fuck." Was all that i could say stairing at this pony. I now saw the image on her butt. It looked like a harp of some sort. She gave me a wierd look, then shrugged and walked away. I just stood their, staring at all the ponys walking bye, all of them acting like im just another citizin of a town. A pink pony walked bye me and stopped, and gave me a perticular look. Thats when shit hit the fan.

"HiimPinkiePie!Idontknowyouwhichisimpossibl ebecauseIknoweveryponyfrompo nyvillie! She managed to say with a single breath. By now, she was pinning down, standing over me while I layed on the ground. "Thatmeansthatyoudontknowanyp onyaroundhere,whichmeansthatyoudonthaveany friends!" She started to look sad for some reason, and whats with the 'somepony' shit? "Illbeyourfriendandmeandmyfri endswillthrowyouabig'WelcometoPonyville'party!Thiswillbesomuchfun!Therewillbecupcakes,punch,games,cake,wewillevenhavemusicfrommyfav oriteDJ..." She acualy stopped talking. I looked up to see a purple pony withs its hoof in the pink ones mouth.

"Im sorry for my friend here, she can be a little bit...random. Anyway, my name is Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestias person student." She then introduced herself. Wait, Princess? She helped me up, and started to ask question after question about me.

"Um, before you ask anymore questions. I woke up in a forest a while ago with no memory at all. I got lucky even making it here." I explained to her. Then the pink one came out of nowhere and nearly crushed the life out of me with her hug. She didnt say anything but she smiled when she looked at me. She let me go and Twilight asked about my sleeping arangements. "I dont realy have a place to stay for the night." I said with a sad look.

"Well you can stay at my place for the night." Twilight said with a smile, I agreed and we started to make our way to her house. I nearly shit my pants when I saw where she lived.

"You live in a tree!" I nearly yelled in her face. She just nodded and smiled. When we entered the room, I was suprised with how roomy it was.

"Just make yourself at home, you hungry?" She asked.

"Na, I think im going to sleep." I said with a yawn.

"Ok, go up the stairs, the guest room is the third door on the right."

"Ok thank you for the room." I said with a smile and I walked away. I made my way to the bed which was ofcorse to small for me to fit. 'On the walk to her house she talked to me about the magic she possesed. Maybe it can send me back to where im from...' I though as i drifted to sleep.

Authors Note:

Guess whos back! I decided to say screw it and start another story. This one will be my own and Sean will have nothing to do with this story. And for Celestia's sake and for the sake of my sleep, give me some breating room on week days cause i have sports and shit. Well im gunna be saying this alot but please, if you have any OC's or Ideas, private message me them and ill see what i can do. Also R&R's will be appreciated.