Authors Note: This story is a complete Crack fic. It has nothing to do with My Trojan Horse fic, my drabbles, or anything else. It is a complete one-shot.
Disclaimer: I don't own Tig or the joke.
"The Baptizing of a drunk Tig"
Tig was stumbling through the woods of South Alabama, completely drunk.
He had gone down there to get away from everything for a couple of weeks.
Clay had agreed that he needed some time off and had called in Happy to fill in for him while he was gone.
It was Sunday Morning and Tig was still drunk from an all night drinking binge.
Suddenly he fell into a river and kept on walking until he came across a baptismal and he accidentally bumped into the preacher man.
The preacher turned around and was almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asked Tig, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" Tig answered, "Yes, I am."
So the preacher grabbed him and dunked him in the water. He pulled him up and asked Tig, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
Tig replied, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer; dunked him into the water again for a little longer this time.
He again pulled him out of the water and asked again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"
Tig again answered, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks Tig in the water again— but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks Tig, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
Tig wiped his eyes and caught his breath and said to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in at?
Authors Note: I told you it would be funny. Before any of yall say anything, My dad told this joke to my pastor and he loved it! Please R&R!