Ok,so this is me first ever fanfic ;) hope ya like it,here is what everything means
()-My Comments
""-talking
-Hiei thoughts
/ Botan thoughts
ok,heres the story!
also I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho,and no charachters :D
Chapter 1-JOKE
Botan walked throught the snow,her feet were freezing and she had no one to go to,Koenma gave her a month off in December,everyone went to a ski resort for 3 weeks and Botan was left with no one to stay with.Botan heard a door open as she saw Hiei walk out wearing his same cloths,Hiei saw Botan as she waved hey,Hiei mumbled to himself "Oh god,its Hell froze over (get it?Its freezing and Hiei with Botan is hell ').",Botan closed her eyes,she was tired and almost unconciouss,Hiei looked at her as she fell in the snow,he ran towards her and picked her up,she had been walking for a long time and needed to rest,Hiei took her to his house,it was a very small house but it could withstand even a tornado.He laid Botan on his bed and looked out the window "Stupid onna,get yourself in trouble again and i'll just leave you out." Hiei said looking at snow landing near the window
Botan began to arose when she heard a big "THUMP" outside,it was snow from the roof dropping,thought she didn't even know what that was "w-where am I?" Hiei opened a door "Welcome to my house baka." Hiei said,Botan looked confused "How did I get here?" Hiei sat down "you don't remember do you?Hn,well 3 hours ago you were outside just looking for a place to stay,as I came out,you used up your last energy and waved at me.Falling on the frozen and snowey ground,I thought 'If baka dies,than Koenma will kill me,after all I was 30 inches away from her' so I took you in." Botan looked at him and sweat dropped "your joking,right?" Hiei looked at her "Onna,I don't joke.If I did,i'd be like you,and if I was like that,I would kill myself." Botan looked at Hiei "that wasn't very nice." Hiei opened an eye from his chair "do I LOOK nice?" Botan turned "Well if you showed it more,yea you would." Hiei looked at her ".....Onna where have you been in the last few years?In that imagination of rainbows and stuff (lol,I was listening to a song called "Rainbows And Stuff" but that song is EVIOL!)?" Botan sweat dropped and mumbled "maby." .Hiei looked at her "I heard that...." and Botan just said "Stupid Demon" Hiei replied "shitty baka" and in 3 seconds flat they got in an argument (wow,record time!calls geuiness book of world records)Yea,Hiei and Botan fought after 3 seconds?Is that good? informer:no,you got beat by Yusuke and Kieko with 2 seconds.......danm it),after about 3 minutes Hiei sighed "ok,i'm sorry for calling you a shitty baka (omg,Hiei is saying he's sorry!ITS THE END OF THE WORLD,HEAD FOR THE SHELTERS!grabs a soldier helmet and a assult rifle) Botan smiled a bit "awwwwwwww,thanks" Hiei looked down "yea,i'm sorry.....because....." Botan looked at him closer "what??" Hiei still looked down "your..." Botan looked at him "i'm what??" Hiei showed his face with a smirk and evil eyes "A ditzey little happy baka onna."(wasn't expecting that...) Hiei said,she was shoked "Fine,i'm leaving,i'd rather die than live with you" Botan screamed as she opened a door and shut it all hard Hiei sweat dropped "uhhhhhhhhhhhhh,closet........." Botan came out even more pissed,she went to the other door and shut it as fast as she could.And 30 seconds later she came back ( I still probbally got beat by Yusuke and Kieko --') "Hiei,something is wrong with your door,it won't move." Hiei looked outside and saw 30 inches of snow locking the door. in its place.Hiei sweat dropped "I can't believe it...I'M STUCK INSIDE A HOUSE WITH DEVIL'S REINCARANATION!!!!!" Hiei yelled as he ran into the living room where the door was and was pushing like hell. "grrrrrrrr,stupid door." Hiei yelled as he wonderd If I use the fist of the mortal flame,or dragon of darkness flame,I could blow it down,but something is wrong,their is no way that much snow had come by natural causes.
OUTSIDE
Yusuke looked down at the house and laughed "aw man,their gonna be trapped in their forever!" Yusuke said as kurama and kuwabara were laughing to "I wonder if they'll go mad?" Kuwabawa said and Yusuke sweat dropped "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?THEY ARE ALREADY MAD!!!" Yusuke said as they hard Hiei and Botan yelling and cursing at each other ,Yusuke pulled out a comunicator to Koenma,Yusuke still snickerd "thanks Koenma for the industructable snow" Yusuke mumbled as he barley could talk.Koenma was also laughing "thanks,this is one funny joke,I can't wait to see what their gonna do to each other.
BACK AT HIEI'S
"SHUT UP BAKA,I GOT A HEAD ACHE!!!" Hiei yelled,Botan looked at Hiei and spat at him 'TAKE AN ADVIL! Hiei grabbed a white planket 'GRRRRRRRRR,THATS IT" Hiei yelled as he tied her up with the blanket and bonded her with a white cloth and fell asleep
Botan was cutting herself loose with Hiei's sword and grabbed the white cloth and ripped it off.Botan ran after Hiei who was asleep in his bed and tackled him "HIEI YOU STUPID DEMON" Hiei looked at her and just said "GET OFF ME YOU FUCKIN' ONNA" Hiei yelled and she slapped him,Hiei pushed her off and grabbed his katana 'RUN ONNA,RUN LIKE THE WIND!" He yelled as he chased her,she finnally went into a room and locked the door. and was breathing hard as hell,She looked at the door as a sword slammed through the door and was half of an inch away from her,than about 100 knives flang right into the door in the shape she was in.She sweat dropped "DOES THIS GUY HAVE ANYTHING THAT ISN'T DANGEROUSE!" and ran around until all she heard was her breathing "Thank Koenma's father he fell asleep." Botan said as she opened the door with 100 knives in it only to be tackled by the fire demon and landed in an awkward position with Hiei
BACK OUTSIDE
Yusuke looked at Kuwbara who was still laughing along with Yusuke and Kurama "oh god,Yusuke check out what they are doing,I can't hear anything." Yusuke looked throught a window and saw Hiei and Botan in their erotic possition.Which made Yusuke laugh harder,he came up and told them "They are becoming friends!Look!" They all looked at the window and saw Hiei and Botan about to kiss each other,Hiei's cloak was cought in her bow,his hair in hers,his hand stuck behind her cloths and her hand on his leg.
BACK AT HIEI'S
Hiei yelled at Botan 'GET YOUR BOW OUT OF MY CLOAK!" Hiei yelled to her and she yelled back "WELL GET YOUR HAIR OUT OF MY SCRUNCHIE!( lol,I don't know what they are called.)" Hiei replaied even louder "THAN GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM MY BELT! (how did she get under their if he had his cloak on?)" Botan screamed this time 'WELL GET YOUR HAND OUTTA MY CLOTHS" Hiei grrred 'WELL GET YOUR BOW OUTTA MY CLOAK SO I CAN GET MY HAIR OUTTA YOUR SCRUNCHY AND THEN GET MY HAND OUTTA YOUR CLOTHS" Hiei yelled and finnally they almost got outta their perdicament,Hiei's hair was still in her scrunchy and Hiei was pulling like hell until they each flew right into each other and were kissing the other. After 3 minutes Hiei pulled himself away Botan,she was blushing like a cherry,Hiei finnally got out of their perdicament and said "tell anyone about that and I will-" she cut him off "I know,kill me." Botan said and walked into the bed room,she was still blushing,that was the first time she ever kissed someone.
BACK OUTSIDE
Yusuke and everyone were laughing "OH GOD!!MY RIBS,I NEED A NYQUIL PILL!" everyone were laughing and Yusuke and Kuwabara finnally spoke "good thing Kieko and Yukina are at florida.We woulda missed the whole thing!"
END CHAPTER
yea,well the next chapter might be 2 parts,so don't get mad if it ain't long :