Wrote this just because I was bored.
Naruto is walking in Konoha just because he was bored. Napoleon was walking in Konoha so he could show off his "ninja skills".

Soon, Naruto and Napoleon were face to face saying nothing for a while.

Naruto, for no apparent reason, yells, "BELIEVE IT!"

Napoleon however replied. "Hell no, I won't believe it, GOSH!" When Napoleon said this, he broke his neck, killing him instantly. An awkward silence soon followed.

Naruto, with a stick, poked him and asked, "Believe it?"

THE END