And thus, why do these idea's keep coming up. I got my inspiration from these 2: 'Panty and stocking' (Actual Anime) and Angel with a shotgun (Song). So yea. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Kicked out of the after-life

"NATSU! GET OUT OF HERE!" A villager yelled. "I'm just having fun!" Natsu teased. As Natsu was running away, he hit something hard. A shadow casted over him. Natsu turned his head around to see Makarov, in hit giant form. "Eh" Natsu squeaked as Makarov dragged him to the Holy Grave Palace.

Let me explain for a second. This is the after-life. Where people go when they die. It's actually really great and fun here in the after-life. However, there are rules everyone must follow. Everyone must act peacefully and calmly. The grim reaper that rules the after-life is Zeref. It used to be awful here until he married Mavis. After the marriage, the after-life became enjoyable. Makarov is an adviser for the queen. Now Natsu is being pulled into the kingdom. You don't enter unless your in trouble, or personally invited for a party.

"What did I do this time gramps?" Natsu asked as he was being forcefully dragged toward the Palace. "We gave you so much chances. You are going to be punished" Makarov explained as his voice boomed. "IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE" Natsu pleaded over-dramatically. Makarov ignored his pleas.

Natsu had 99 chances. It was now his 100th time visiting the Holy Grave Palace. So he is in deep trouble.

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"Natsu Dragneel! You have disrupted the peace many times." Zeref stated. It was easy to see that Zeref was deeply annoyed as he sat on a high throne with Mavis next to him. "Yea...I know. Just apologize to the villager and i'm off the hook, right?" Natsu told the King. Everyone formally addressed the king, but not him. Natsu was all nonchalant.

"Hmph...I wanted to throw you into a pit but Mavis talked me out of it. You will receive a punishment." Zeref explained.

"You mean, clean the village. I did that last week!" Natsu complained.

"No...You will learn your lesson...Natsu Dragneel, you will spend a month! On the earthland." Zeref commanded. Natsu almost froze.

"You mean. I can go to the other side and have freedom? YES!" Natsu cheered. He didn't have to hang around these gloomy people and get to live again.

"Not exactly..." That ended Natsu's cheering. "You see. There is no way to cheat death. I am sending you down to the other side to protect a young lady. Lucy Heartphilia. She has ran away from home for a good cause. But her chances of surviving are low. I pity her because I knew her descendants before. You are to protect her for a month, until she reaches safty. If anything happens to her, you will be thrown into a pit where you will not escape" Zeref explained.

Natsu froze this time. He had to protect someone? How boring! But... the pit was far more boring. They just leave you into a pit with nothing in there. It was even more boring!

"Anything else?" Natsu asked, obviously irritated.

"Yes...It pains me to say but, you will be allowed to choose ONE weapon for your journey. Also, we will give you a exceed for this journey. He will be your guide. Do not abuse him! Also, you are angel now, and no, you don't get a wing or halo. Only Lucy Heartphilia can see you. You will have a D-link with her. You feel what she feels. She feels pain, you feel pain." Zeref added.

Zeref looked at Natsu. He was snoring. "Ugh! Just send him to the armory room and then send him to the earthland." Zeref commanded. 'What idiot would sleep at a time like this?' He asked himself. He looked at his wife. She was sleeping. Zeref slapped his forehead.

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"Alright Natsu, choose which weapon that you will need to protect Lucy Heartphilia." A guard ordered. The room was lined with weapons.

Natsu tried all of them. Too heavy, Too light. Too flashy, Too dull. Too weak, Too strong. He was thinking he would never find the right weapon, until he lied eyes on a certain weapon. It was bazooka shaped and the patter was with flames. "Whats that?" Natsu asked.

"It's a Flame Thrower, sir! It is a earth-land weapon and spouts out fire. At the armory, we enhanced it to be stronger." The guard explained. FIRE! Natsu couldn't remember his past life, well nobody in the after-life can, but he remembered that he had played with fire in the past life.

"I'll take it!" Natsu told the guard.

"Aye, good choice!" A voice squeaked out. Natsu looked at the source. It was a blue-winged cat. "I'm Happy, your guide!" Happy told Natsu.

"COOL! A talking cat!" Natsu exclaimed.

"3" The guard announced.

"2"

"1

"Why are you counting down?" Natsu asked as a sudden shiver ran down his spine.

"0, prepare for Earth-land" The guard announced.

And like that, Natsu fell from the clouds (The after-life is held up by clouds).

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I gotta run! My father is probably sending dogs right this minute!

The blonde had a pink dress on but it was torn and dirtied. She had finally escaped her father. She was on the run. It was no longer run to have fun. It was run to be alive.

My name is Lucy. I am the daughter of a wealthy King, Jude Heartphilia. Ever since my mother died, I have had a terrible life and shipped off to different men that I can marry! As if i'd marry when I don't even know who they are!? My father only uses me for money and I am worth a lot. So I am certain that he is sending the Royal Army after me.

"UAHH!" Lucy heard from above. She stopped running and looked up. There it was, a pink-haired boy and a blue cat, falling from the sky. More importantly, about to fall ontop of her! Lucy braced herself for the impact, but it never came. Instead, she looked up to see the blue cat FLYING! While carrying the boy. The cat landed the boy infront of her and the cat itself landed on the ground.

"Hi!" The boy said. Lucy reconiled. Who was this guy? "I'm Natsu! Your very own angel!" Natsu told the confusing blonde.

"EH!"

I felt like I went too direct. Oh well, another unifinished stories to add to the unfinished story collection. Sorry for grammar issues. Please leave reviews of tips and if you liked it or hated it. And tell me if I went too direct in this chapter.