.:Sunday:.
Profiles
A/N: Key to reading: "Speaking" (Chaos' thoughts, if you will) My author notes, or small comments, to help all of you. Enjoy! )
"Ghosts and Ghouls! Vampires and Zombies! Mummies and Werewolves! I present to you – your host for the evening – THE DEMON CHAOS!"
Yes… this is Chaos writing. Chaos, the two-horned black-winged demon that represents all evil and calamity! The demon that torments the poor soul of that Bishie… Vincent.
Now you may be wondering – 'Why would Chaos write in a diary?! That's for prissy girls!'- and I will answer that question. The reason a great and mighty demon with an evil aura like me is writing in a diary, is because it really helps to vent my resentment and frustration at being inside a 'silently noble' type of person… and of course, Vincent's goody-good oath to 'naught hurt peepil cuz its baaad' (pronounced like a two-year old with a dozen missing teeth)
By the way, on Mondays, all Vincent does is sleep… so this is sort of an introduction of sorts, with better things to come!
Now to the venting. Firstly – why does Vincent have so many friggin' fan girls? They drool over him, make a bajillion crappy icons so you can't find the good ones, and WORST OF ALL, they have Vincent YAOI! I do not think I would let Vincent disgrace both him and in a lesser way me, by having SEX with another MAN! And the images! Some people seem to think that Vincent's a pervert! I would never dare allow anyone to house me in a pervert's body, so you better watch out.
Now there are going to be a lot of character references, so I better describe them for you.
CHARACTER PROFILES
VINCENT – That's my man – his love Lucrecia was killed, and he blames it all on him, of course. It really is a great way to torment him. "What a TRAGEDY, Vincent. I mean, WHO would let their LOVED ones DIE by an EVIL mad SCIENTIST? I mean, if I meet the man, MAN would he be crying for MERCY!" Nicknames he hates: Vinny, Valentine, Vinny the Vamp, Batman, DemonDude,
CLOUD – Cloud is sooo annoying! He ALWAYS has to be in the party, and he's psycho! Y'know, for SEPHIROTH to want to CONTROL him, he must be pretty weird. He has his own issues with Aeris – personally, I would go with Tifa, but hey, he can make his own decishuns. Chaos is an average speller Stupidest saying: "I don't even know what a reunion is!"
RED XIII – He was experimented on like Vincent, and they both don't talk a lot – when they do, everything they say is smart and reasonable. So, if you are like me, and want to go on a killing spree, do it away from Red and Vincent.
BARRET – He's big and strong, and says stupid things. The most memorable quote is "Cetra – that some kinda disease?!" Honestly! My god! EVERYONE knows what Cetra is! The one plus about Barret – a whole village was destroyed because of him, and they still haven't recovered! Yay for violence!
CID – He's a drunkard, always drinking vodka and doing crazy stunts, with a cigarette in his mouth. I've kinda grown fond of him, since he causes Vincent so much agony… although all the Yaoi is scary…
CAIT SITH – My nickname for him? Cat Shit! Hehehe… Anyways, Cait Sith is a cat on a moggle doll and he's one of those Benedict Arnolds for Shinra. I don't like backstabbers, 'cept when I do the stabbing in the backs. He's really annoying, speaking in that Southern accent of his… I'd like to roast him and eat him for dinner tonight!
YUFFIE – She's a materia thief that almost got raped by Don, proud and all. Yuffie's a midget, and is often seen with Vincent. Yuffentine stories (Yuffie and Vincent sitting in a tree) are alright… I guess
TIFA – She works in a bar, and has big boobs. That sums it up. Pretty girl around drunk men. Cloud and her used to be intimate… but then Aeris came in. Through Vincent (of course) I once saw Tifa with an Aeris voodoo doll. After Aeris' less-than-desirable-amount-of-gorey-death, she threw the doll away. I'm surprise Cloud hasn't taken her again.
AERIS – First of all, Aeris is dead. But she's talked about a lot, so I'm putting this in. Aeris was a sissy-prissy flower girl, and her and Cloud had the 'tragic love story' (YUCK! I HATE THOSE!) where one of them dies, and the other partner lives with grief. Yeah, yeah, nice and all… but I'm glad Aeris died. She was just another weakling.
Well… I've run out of space for today, but Vincent's going to the grocery store tomorrow, so I'm sure there'll be hell dished out!
-Demon Chaos
(I do not own Final Fantasy 7, Chaos, Vincent, or any of the other characters. This story is merely a view of events, people, and ideas, from Chaos's point. So don't be offended when he insulted Aeris – I liked her too. And next chapter, like he said, Hell will be served! Please Review… I like reviews you know… )
(This chapter might be bland . … I was never planning on having a 'Sunday', because I was lazy, but then I thought of putting this here instead of 'Monday' .)