A/N: I do not own South Park or any of the characters in the story. They belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. By the way, everyone's powers are real and there is slight Bunny. Without further ado, let's get chaotic.

Butters: I like that one, do you mind if I use it?

Me: um, sure, I guess.

Butters: golly gee, thanks. I thought I'd ask first, you know. In case you didn't want me to.

Me: Butters? Never change

Chapter one: Let's spread some chaos.

Kyle felt like something was off that morning. He didn't feel ill or anything, he just felt like something bad was gonna happen to him or his friends. His suspicion grew stronger when the coon alert system went off.

"Cewn and friends alert! Cewn and friends alert! All Cewn and friends report to the Cewn lair immediately!"

The annoying siren called from a far corner in his living room. He immediately ran to his room to change into his alter ego, the Human Kite. Running out the door, he spotted his best friend, Stan Marsh running out of his house dressed in his Toolshed outfit.

"Any idea what's happening, Kyle? I was eating breakfast when the call went out so this better not be pointless."

"No idea. But I did wake up feeling odd this morning. I was almost waiting for it."

"Now that you mention it..."

Stan started. He then figured that it was pointless so they started walking to Cartman's house. Stan then realized that he forgot his goggles.

"Aw crap. Wait up, I'll be right back."

When they got there, everyone else had already shown up. This didn't seem like a pointless call down like it usually is.

"Professor Chaos has been spotted breaking out of a science lab. I later saw a news report that some dangerous materials have been stolen. Oh, hey Stan. Kahl. Glad you felt the need to join us 5 minutes late."

"Sorry. I forgot my goggles. You can't be Toolshed without the goggles."

"I guess so. Anyways, I don't know exactly what was stolen, but I'll put up the news report on the monitor."

A midget in a bikini outside of the nearby lab is broadcasting the incident.

"Hi. Midget in a bikini here reporting outside the Denver science lab where a break in had occurred. Live footage of the incident revealed the robber to be the notorious Professor Chaos, who walked away with material that has been tested and proven to be able to control the minds of others."

Kenny was the first to speak up.

"Mind control?"

"That's not good." Kyle agreed.

They had to put a stop to Butters before he did anything he might regret. Rushing out of the coon lair (a.k.a. Eric's basement) they run off to confront the evil professor.

"Holy shit."

It appears that Professor Chaos has already started his reign of chaos and discord. People are running for their lives as Chaos minions are wreaking havoc. The professor can be seen on a monitor over U-Stor-It taunting the people on the streets.

"MUAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! FOOLISH MORTALS! DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN RUN FROM CHAOS?"

"CHAOS! This is not like you! Why are you doing this?"

"BECAUSE, MYSTERION, I THINK IT'S TIME TO START A NEW GAME!"

"You'll never win, Chaos!"

"Oh really, Coon? If you think you can stop me, come and get me! MUAH HAHAHAHAHAH!"

The boys unanimously agreed to not all go in at once. They'll send in their strongest fighters and the others will come in after them if they aren't back in twenty minutes.

"Okay" Stan started. "What we'll do is; Mysterion, Human Kite, Coon, and I will go in first. And if we don't return in twenty minutes, Tupperware, Super Craig, Wonder Tweek, and Mosquito, you will come in after us. Fast pass, Dr. Timothy, you stay out here and defend the base. If anyone attacks, fight back."

Stealthfully, the four heroes sneaked into the U-STOR-IT facility on the hunt for the evil professor. They needed to stay alert so that he couldn't sneak up on them. The last thing they need is to be mind controlled. Super heroes that are mind controlled into evil can only mean disaster. Kyle was flying above keeping a bird's eye view of the storage facility.

"Chaos minions are over to the left of you, Mysterion. They appear to be guarding something. A storage unit, figures."

"Wait!" The Coon whispered. "I know that unit. It belongs to General Disarray's grandmother. This is the place."

Preparing for a fight, the super heroes approached the storage unit, though they didn't get what they planned for. The minions spotted the four heroes approaching and ran.

"Ooohkay?" Human Kite said, confused.

What was Chaos up to? Human Kite landed next to his friends and they entered, not letting their guard down for even a second. The evil professor was standing there, waiting for them, the stolen mind control device at his side. His arms were crossed and he had a big, evil grin that, even while hiding behind the mask, made Mysterion blush and his stomach flutter. Evil or not, Chaos was cute. Though, the moment was short lived as Butters pulled out a button clicker and pressed it. A green light shot out of the device hitting all of them. Then, everything went black.

"It's been almost twenty minutes. I think it's time to go in after them Zzzzzzzzz." Mosquito inquired.

He was right, too. The boys were taking too long and everyone was worried. It wasn't like them to take this long, especially since they knew Butters was almost as much of a coward as Clyde. So if it is taking them this long something seriously bad must have happened. Mosquito flew up to see if he could see the coming only to be attacked in the sky. He fell to the ground with a thud.

"MOSQUITO!" Tupperware called out in alarm as he ran to his best friend's side.

Mosquito was okay, just dazed really. When they realized who their attacker was, though, it left them more than shocked, because, the one who knocked Clyde out of the sky was none other than Human Kite.