everyone has their own opinion, i realize this, this was not written out of malicousness. i apolijize to anyone whom i may have hurt and i do not wish to start a war. i want to merely state that if you do not like the story i have written, tell me and i will try to fix it. i state agian, i do not want a fight, i do not want a war, i do not want anyone to get hurt and i want you to know that i do not wish to get reported. this is not my wish and i do not want anyone to report me simply because you do not like the content of my story.
One day Edward Cullen was sitting in his kitchen that he shared with his wife Bella.
Suddenly he felt like singing.
"I really feel hungry today, how about you Mr. sparkles!" came a voice from his left. And standing there wearing nothing but a pink tutu was Freddy Kruger.
"Oh my god" said Edward his eyes widening in fright "your tutu is better than mine!" he yells loudly.
He motioned to the purple tutu he was currently wearing.
"That, my dear homosexual vampire, is what I like to call, a one up on you".
Edward lunged at Freddy with a snarl.
"i will kill you….."he yells loudly.
Suddenly a guy named Steven enters the room and yells "no profanity".
Edward launched himself at Freddy; Freddy started clawing at Edwards's hair.
"You are mine, mine little piggy, mine!".
The scene changed to a boiler room
The gay sparkly vampire then got off of Freddy and started to fly around the boiler room in the shape of a bat.
"You can't kill me; everyone knows you can't kill bats."
"True I can't", said a disgruntled Freddy "but lizzy mander can."
lizzy then popped into view.
"Oi ther's a bat."
He quickly grabbed a still flying Edward and chomped down on his head, killing him instantly.
"And the crowd roars" said Freddy ecstatically.
"come my dear watson let us leave this place" said Freddy and the poofed out of the room which was now infested with Edward fan girls.
They end up in a big amusement park.
They see a scantly clad mikey stephen riding on a tiny train.
"hi, you want to take a ride on my choo choo."
"get me out of here, the horror, the horror" screamed lizzy as his eyes melted from his face.
"That's ignorant, thats just ignorant" said Mickey as he turned back to watching the little boys run around him singing its raining men.
The end
and once agian, i am sorry to all of you who favoritied this, i really hope you like the changes i made in hopes of not offending anyone in this site of fan fiction which clearly reads Unleash your imagination. which my imagination was unleashed, some people found it offensive so i had to tone it down just a bit.