Rosalie Rants
You know Edward is a complete and total idiot! Why would he tell someone like Isabella Swan about our secret! She isn't pretty, she's a klutz, and she is just, just… I don't know but she is just not one of us. Her brown hair is horrid. She is too quiet. Every other guy in school is turning into mush around her. That's bad enough but to have Edward like that too. YUCK!
When Edward was An Abercrombie and Fitch model (A/N: read fanfic My Angel to hear the whole story) he had to pretend to date Lindsay Lohan because of those dumb tabloids. That was bad enough, but now this, actually dating a human with kissing and touching. (Rosalie shudders)
If Edward and Bella aren't bad enough, look at Emmett. I mean I love him and all but he accepts her. Those two get along like brother and sister. It makes me sick!
Since I'm talking about Emmett, let me tell you more about my dear old husband. He is so dumb when it comes to common sense. I'm sure he should at least be able to figure out that a hot tub is not meant to be filled with pudding. Yeah I know pudding. I mean who does that anyways? It's just down right disgusting. You should be able to tell already he is quite the jokester. Yeah bugs in my closet are hilarious. UGH!!
Of course as close as him and Jasper are Jasper is in on all of it. The pudding and the bugs, all Jasper and Emmett. If I wasn't so nice they would both be dead. When I met Jasper I thought he would be a quiet and to himself person. But no! He had to meet Emmett.
Jasper is also way too emotional. I know he can sense emotions and all but couldn't he at least keep them to himself? Anytime someone's mad or happy he is ten times worse! I swear that boy has more mood swing than a teenage girl! I can't stand it!
Then Alice does nothing about it! She sits and watches him get all moody. It's like she doesn't even notice it. I don't know how she deals with it. I think I would go crazy. I suppose she is too busy shopping and reading Vogue or Cosmo to notice. It's like her whole world revolves around shopping. I mean don't get me wrong I love to shop but couldn't she find more to do with her time.
She is also way too good of friends with Bella. Those two are almost as inseparable as Bella and Edward. I don't see how Alice finds so much enjoyment in shopping for Bella and giving her makeovers. Bella needs it but still. It isn't that fun.
To top it all off I'm stuck permanently pmsing. Yeah Carlisle picked one hell of a time to change me, wait…no…I take that back. Those freaks who decided to jump me chose one hell of a time to do it. So now I'm doomed to pre ToM for the rest of eternity!
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A/N: Yeah I know brilliant right? The solution to Rosalie's problem. I'm sure you all agree with me. I would like reviews about whether or not I should write more rants from the Cullen family. I have one where Emmett is ranting. So I would like to know if I should post more or not. Thanks!