My bordeness of doom with my friends of doom

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Hey I'm Dillon age 11 1/2 my friends and I are bored so we do stuff weeeeeeehawwwwww!!!! My friend's are Josh E. age 12 who is a major sports fan. Scott age 12 who's really cool sometimes And Josh C. age 12 major anime fan so there you go let the madness ensue

Disclaimer-I don`t own inuyasha.... For now muahahahahahaha

Lawyers put stray jacket on me and take me away

Me: I was framed I tell you fraaaaamed!!!!!!!

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Me: So what do you guys want to do?

Josh C.: Hey guys I got an idea

Scott: And this would be exactly

Josh E.: Yeah what is it

Josh C.: Let's bring over some anime characters!!

Me: sure why not it's not like we have anything else to do

Scott: Who should we bring?

Josh C.: ooh ooh I know

Me: I`ll choose

Josh E.: why?

Me: cuz its my fic

Everyone else: damn

Me: well lets get the Inuyasha crew

Me: Oh before I forget I`ll get my neighbor here Britney

Someone about the age of 16 enters the stage

Brittany: hey Dillon wer am I?

Me: your in my insane fanfic muahahahahaha

Brittany: Dillon whats a fanfic?

Everyone else anime falls Me: I'll tell you later

Brittany: Ok

Scott: can we please bring the guests now

Josh c. and E.: yeah

Me :Ok Ok (use`s author powers and brings inuyasha and company)

Kagome: Inuyasha Where Are we

Inuyasha: Who the hell are you

Me: silence

Brittany: ooh his ears are so cute can I touch them

Miroku:(grabs Brittany`s hand and kneels down)my fair lady will you bear my

Josh C.:(grabs giant mallet and beats miroku with it so does sango)

Scott: ooh oooh can I help

Josh C.: sure

Josh E's phone rings : hold on (grabs phone) yeah yeah ok(turns it off) sorry I got to go

Me: no prob see ya

Scott: ok lets play truth or dare

Everyone else:ok

Me: Brittany you go first

Brittany: ok now let`s see um I Know kagome truth or dare

Kagome: truth

Brittany : Do you like inuyasha

Kagome :(Blushes) yes

Inuyasha: Passes out

Kagome: umm Dillon truth or dare Dillon : Truth

Kagome: do you have a crush on someone

Dillon start to speak in demonic voice: I Obey no one.

Kagome : ooooookayyyyyyy then

Dillon: ok sango Truth or Dare

Sango:dare

Dillon: dare you to bear miroku`s child

Miroku: thank you Budha

Me: well since she won`t be back for a wile so josh your turn

Josh: kagome truth or dare

Kagome: dare

Josh: I dare you to Do it with inuyasha (whom is still passed out)

Kagome: (blushes furiously)

Kouga: no way my woman will do that

Me: were`d you come from

Kouga: I`m not telling

Josh c.: to bad she's already doing it

Scott: why are you wearing a skirt?

Brittany: Dillon make him take it off

Miroku comes back with sango along with kagome and an unchoncious inuyasha

Inuyasha wakes up : who what were wen

Me (uses author powers and kouga`s skirt disappears)

Inuyasha:(barely holding back laughter)

Everyone but kouga: hahahahahahahahahah

Me: it's so small

Shippo appears out of nowhere

Me: shippo NOOO

Shippo: ewwwwwwwww kouga there's an inch worm on your thigh

Sesshomaru Appears out of nowhere: where am I

Me: I brought you here

Scott starts to stare at him

Sessh: what are you looking at

Scott: are you a girl

Sessh: I lord seshhomaru am not a girl and for insulting me I shall kill you

Josh: oh hell if you do (takes out giant mallet)

The end ( for now (