Jewel of Tears

Wind: Ah, it's been so long since I wrote a new fic.

Le: You should be studying for your Spanish Final.

Wind: No, go away.

Knives: Stupid spiders.

Wind: K-chan! (tackles)

Vash: (laughs head off)

Le: (hits all with large trout) SHUT UP!!

All: X_X

Le: Damn. Well this is Wind's first Trigun and Sailor Moon fic, so she made it a crossover. She does not own either show, their respective creators and company that dub them do so don't sue, all you'd get is some dust and me and I'd kill you for sure, filthy spiders.I spend too much time around Knives. (walks away shaking her head)

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Vash the Stampede, the humanoid typhoon, the 60 billion double dollar man, the warrior of love and peace, the traveler, the man in red. Ho matter what he was called; it did not change the fact that he was hopelessly lost. He had been wandering around ever since that little, big-eyed cat had shredded his map.

"DARN YOU CAT! WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME SO!?!" Vash yelled when he finally gave up and sat under a shady ledge. He placed his shades over his eyes and prepared for a nap. After all, he thought, I'll be able to find west later.

As Vash's eyes just started to close, a blast of red energy impacted with the ledge. Dodging the falling derby, Vash turned to face his attacker. It was a woman with green skin, a tight and revealing swimsuit, and what looked like a large frog head for a hat. She was holding a bottle of bubbles and a straw. When it opened its mouth it croaked, "Give me the Jewel of Tears human, or next time I won't miss. Ribit." It dipped its straw into the bottle.

"what the. I don't have anything like that!"

"Ribit, you had your chance! Now I'll take it by force!" another barrage of energy blasts were shot from the straw. Vash, while dodging the attacks, made his way to a small out cropping of boulders. Putting his back to the rocks, Vash drew his gun and took a deep breath before he ran into the open. With one fluid motion, he aimed and fired at the bottle. The moment the bullet connected, a large explosion erupted and all was dark.

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O~h, cliffhanger. So tell me what you think so far, 'cause I am desperate for attention. All reviewers will get hugs and kisses while all flamers will be sent to my underground cheese mines.