Hi! This is going to be a silly little fic. Not to be taken seriously. WARNING! Téa and Weevil fans should not read this fic because, um, yeah... If you do however continue to read, I warned you!

Disclaimer: Nup, I don't own Yugi and all his little friends (and enemies!Mwahaha). I also don't own anything else from Yugioh that I have failed to mention.

Chapter 1. A Walk in the Wood, Which's Whereabouts Are Unimportant.

Once upon a time in the middle of a forest (which the whereabouts are unimportant) were a group of teenagers. Their names were Yugi, Téa, Bakura, Joey, Malik, Mai, Seto, Mokuba and Weevil, and our story commences...

"Oh no! Where did Téa go?!" squealed Yugi obviously worried sick for his friend.

"Do you think she could've gotten lost?" replied Joey.

With that Yugi dropped to his knees in misery "Will we ever see her again Joey?" he sobbed. "Maybe she is stuck up a tree, or eaten by a man-eating insect, I've heard a few recent stories about moose attacks..."

"An insect would never even try to devour your little friend Yugi. Leave the superior bugs out of this!" Weevil snapped.

"Stop worrying, she'll be fine Yug-"

"NO! You will never see her again!" a deep voice boomed. The voice wasn't evil but it didn't seem to be good either. "I have imprisoned her in the Shadow Realm for eternity!"

In one sudden movement everyone's heads turned to face Malik. "What? I didn't do it!" said Malik in an honest tone." I'm a 'good guy' now, remember?"

"Yeah, right." Came from a quiet Bakura who hadn't spoken in seventeen minutes. "And it wasn't me either!"

"Well who was it?" asked Mai.

"It was me." sobbed the little Yugi.

"What?! Are you ok bud?" yelled Joey.

"I-I didn't mean to, it was my Yami. I wonder what she did to him. I'll go ask him."

In the Millennium Puzzle (or wherever it is where he talks to Yami.)

"Yami?"

"Yes, Yugi?" Yami asked.

"Ummm, what did Téa ever do to you! Why did you sent her to the Shadow Realm. Surely she didn't do anything that bad. Did she?"

"Yugi. Téa and I-well I-just got a bit fed up with her and, well..."

"That is no excuse for what you have done Yami!"

"Oh, I am truly sorry young one, I shall bring her back, I promise."

"Thank you! I could hug you! But since you're a spirit I don't think it would work to well. I don't want to hug nothing, it would be silly."

"Yes it would be quite silly." replied Yami with a chuckle.

Back in reality

"Yugi? Yugi? Is Téa going to be alright? Yugi?"

"Huh? Oh Téa? She'll be fine. Now, let's go and find her."

"Great, just when I thought we'd finally gotten rid of the little pest." mumbled Seto Kaiba.

At his side a little voice said "Seto! That was mean! I don't like it when you say mean things about my friends! Say you're sorry! Right now!"

"Hmph. Who are you to tell me what I can and can't do, and if I said that I was sorry, it would just be lying. You wouldn't want me to lie to you, would you? Mokuba?" said Seto Kaiba.

"Why can't you be a nice big brother, Seto?" said Mokuba almost in tears, before running off deep into the gloomy forest.

"Mokuba, wait!" Seto called after him "You'll get lost!".

Seto ran after his little brother, to find Mokuba frozen in his tracks. There was a rustling sound coming from a bush that Mokuba was staring at. "Seto? There's something in that bush. I'm scared big brother"
Confused Cookie: Ok, I know it's really short and boring at the moment, but it will get better, and funnier soon. I promise!