This is a concept on Nazza and Spinks thought of in 5 seconds. It was one
of those one off things but we turned it into a fic. It's a parody of
whatever we could think of.
The fires of Hell burned around Caramello as his pick drove into the stone
in front of him. This pointless job was assigned to him because Hell is
pointless. He came down here when he only sold fifty Caramello twin
packets, three Giants and 1 measly single packet. Cadbury was pissed off.
He remembers them, remembers his theme song. He starts whistling, and then
he starts singing! "They call me Caramello," and for no apparent reason,
everybody else shouts "KOALA!" Hell was pointless.
FLASHBACK
Caramello ducked behind a rock as the Schweppes Leopard (Cadbury owns Schweppes) fired bubble from his Fizzy Bubble Gun at Caramello. With Surprising force, the rock exploded! Caramello started to run, started to get away, but there were to many Leopards. If only he had beaten the Viking Bar sales (which, might I add, was SHIT!) he would still be in the Cadbury business, but oh no, Cadbury wouldn't forgive him would they! Caramello jumped over 3 shots by the Fizzy Bubble Gun that were fired at is legs to stop him. He didn't stop running, he wouldn't stop running, he couldn't stop running. He turned his head to look at the oncoming force of the Schweppes Leopard Bodyguard Force (S.L.B.F) and then he let out a breath "HOLY SHIT!" He hadn't noticed before but there were about 50 Leopards chasing him! Each and every one of them armed with Fizzy Bubble Gun's. There was only a 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance of him escaping. "Oh fuck it!" So he just stopped running. All the Leopards surrounded him and the head poncho of all of Cadbury stood forward. He raised his hand and Caramello just collapsed.
BACK TO THE PRESENT "DAY"
From then on, Caramello hated anything Cadbury related (he wasn't part of Cadbury now because he was disowned when they had sent him to hell). He had heard from one of Satan's little spawn devil's that Cadbury had hired a new bodyguard because the Schweppes Leopard Leader fell into a pot of Mars Bar Caramel, fresh out of the boiler. The remaining Leopards, without their leader, disbanded from Cadbury joined a pack of normal Leopards in the wild and had little Schweppes Leopard babies and... well you get the idea. So Caramello needed a way to get back on top, get back to Cadbury, to get some REVENGE...
FLASHBACK
Caramello ducked behind a rock as the Schweppes Leopard (Cadbury owns Schweppes) fired bubble from his Fizzy Bubble Gun at Caramello. With Surprising force, the rock exploded! Caramello started to run, started to get away, but there were to many Leopards. If only he had beaten the Viking Bar sales (which, might I add, was SHIT!) he would still be in the Cadbury business, but oh no, Cadbury wouldn't forgive him would they! Caramello jumped over 3 shots by the Fizzy Bubble Gun that were fired at is legs to stop him. He didn't stop running, he wouldn't stop running, he couldn't stop running. He turned his head to look at the oncoming force of the Schweppes Leopard Bodyguard Force (S.L.B.F) and then he let out a breath "HOLY SHIT!" He hadn't noticed before but there were about 50 Leopards chasing him! Each and every one of them armed with Fizzy Bubble Gun's. There was only a 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance of him escaping. "Oh fuck it!" So he just stopped running. All the Leopards surrounded him and the head poncho of all of Cadbury stood forward. He raised his hand and Caramello just collapsed.
BACK TO THE PRESENT "DAY"
From then on, Caramello hated anything Cadbury related (he wasn't part of Cadbury now because he was disowned when they had sent him to hell). He had heard from one of Satan's little spawn devil's that Cadbury had hired a new bodyguard because the Schweppes Leopard Leader fell into a pot of Mars Bar Caramel, fresh out of the boiler. The remaining Leopards, without their leader, disbanded from Cadbury joined a pack of normal Leopards in the wild and had little Schweppes Leopard babies and... well you get the idea. So Caramello needed a way to get back on top, get back to Cadbury, to get some REVENGE...