Konoha Private Academy

A/N: Hello fellow earthlings. New story. Yipee! So this is pretty much about life in High School for the Naruto characters. You have to admit that every fanfic writer has a dream of writing a story about high school (even if it's a fail). Please read and review! Makes me upload faster.

Pairings: NaruHina SasuSaku NejiTen KibaIno ShikaTema maybe KakaShizu and ItaHana.

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High school is evil. Pure evil. The people who invented it were evil. But this is my last year so I'm going to have a blast. If you are wondering who I am then let me introduce myself.

I'm Sakura Haruno. Seventeen turning eighteen soon. I'm in grade twelve now so this is my last year of high school, the senior year. My appearance are pretty normal from my pale pink skin to my emerald eyes but my hair is bubblegum pink so it's not normal but it's pretty damn cool!

As I was saying, this is the first day of my last year. I smiled as I walked in to my home room. Everything looked pretty normal but something was a little out of placed. Ino, my bestest friend was crying.

"Ino, what's wrong?" I asked her.

She managed to utter words through her sobs "I broke up with him. It's my damn fault!"

I suddenly knew what she was talking about. She was talking about her relationship with Kiba. They had been together for at least two full years now. Yeah, they had lots of fights and they apologize after but I never knew it would have to end like this.

Luckily, it was still early, around seven am (school started at eight) and barely anyone was here except for Shino and Rock Lee.

I had time to comfort Ino. I let her cry on my shoulder. After a while she had stopped and we tried to take the puffy red marks on her eyes away.

I looked at the clock, seven thirty. Three… Two… One. Everyone burst in to the room. Tenten, Hinata and Temari came rushing towards us. The guys hung out at the back of the class room as usual. The sluts were in their slut's corner as usual but they always give me this slutty glare before whipping their heads around to their corner. Did I mention our school is a private school? Did I also mention that our school is damn huge but only has one home room per year? It also has a nursery to kindergarten section, elementary section, middle school section high school section and a university section. Yes, you guessed it; our school is very damn expensive.

Glancing towards the guys, I saw Kiba sulking a little, his best bud Naruto trying to cheer him up. I have never seen Kiba so depressed in his life; he's always been a prankster. And there, next to them I spotted Sasuke and Neji; two of the school's hottest cuties and biggest ice cube pain in the ass. Last but not least, Shikamaru. He was lying on his desk asleep as usual, he might look lazy but he's smarter than Naruto and Kiba combined (but judging to their IQ… Let's just say they aren't that smart).

"I wonder if our rooms are still the same," Temari said as she took a seat besides Tenten.

"Yeah. It was really awesome," I agreed. Did I also forget to mention that our school was a boarding school?

"I really liked the fact that little Hina-chan here woke me up every morning nicely unlike someone when we were in grade ten…" Tenten said as she gave a glare at Temari.

"Well, I'm sorry. You were so damn hard to wake up!" Temari said.

"Ino-chan. Are you okay? You haven't spoke all morning," Hinata said in concern.

"Yeah. I guess, except for the fact that I dumped 'him'," Ino said the word 'him' as if it was something special, ever so sacred to her.

"Oh. It's ok, people make mistakes Ino," Temari tried to reassure Ino.

"Yep. Lighten up! You'll find another hot dude with your glam looks," Tenten tried to comfort Ino but Tenten was never much of a touchy person.

"I-I bet he'll c-come and s-say sorry Ino-chan," Hinata stuttered a little from her nervousness.

"It's not like that Hinata. I'm the one who ended it not him. He can't come scurrying to me saying that he's sorry!" Ino began to cry again. Hinata looked down in guilt as if it was her fault and she had killed a person.

"It's okay Hina-chan, it wasn't your fault. You didn't know what happened so you didn't know what to say," I smiled sweetly at Hinata so that she didn't have to feel bad. Hinata smiled a little back.

It was lucky that Kakashi (our home room teacher always comes late and make ridiculous excuses) because Ino cried over thirty minutes (silently so we didn't draw any attention). We used up our other ten minutes to remove her puffy red eyes so it was eight twenty and then as if it was his cue, Kakashi-sensei entered with the Icha Icha book in his hands.

"You're LATE!" Naruto shouted. He pointed accusingly at Kakashi-sensei but then noticed that Kiba didn't join him this time.

"My wife cooked me a grand meal and I didn't want it to go to waste," Kakashi-sensei said with a smile (though you can't really tell but being with him for so long had made me know when he is smiling and when he isn't).

"But sensei, you're not even married. You don't even have a girlfriend!" Naruto ranted on forgetting that Kiba was still gloomy with dark clouds forming over his head.

"Wait. Why isn't Kiba ranting with you? Oh no. It's 2012. The world's coming to an end. The Apocalypse is beginning. Brace yourselves," Kakashi-sensei ducked down under his desk.

"Um… Sensei. Can we please start our lesson?" Neji asked as him and Sasuke couldn't stand the sight of their teacher being stupid. Tch. Goody-goody two shoes.

"Uh… Of course Neji. The actual reason that I was late is that-" Kakahi-sensei's sentence was cut off because of Naruto saying "But you're always late!"

That's it, I collided my fist against Naruto's head to make him shut up and sit down.

"Thank you Sakura. Anyways, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupt," he said calmly as he gave Naruto a dangerous look, "the reason for me being late today was that I had a meeting with the Headmistress and she said we should try new rooming system to get students of the same age and class to know each other more."

"How will it work, sensei?" Rock Lee asked with 'youth'.

"I will pass out a survey sheet that each and one of you will have to fill in. I will then collect the sheets and see your personalities compared to everyone else. We aim to put people with opposite personality together so they understand each other more. This might also mean that you will end up with the opposite gender as your roommate," Kakashi-sensei explained clearly. Some of the slutty girls began to look at Sasuke and Neji but were turned down by the infamous Uchiha and Hyuuga death glares ('till today I still wonder why Hinata doesn't have that 'Hyuuga' glare. Isn't it supposed to run through her blood?).

"But what if the guys try to sneak up on us and like you know…" Tenten tightened her fists and slammed it on the table. She was known for being a great athlete, tom boy and a feminist of the school.

"I bet no guys would even want to see your flat boobs. I mean all that swimming, running and martial arts must've flattened down the chest of yours," Tayuya, a real bitch, chimed in a sickly sugar-coated voice.

"Don't ever talk like that to my boobs again. They're not flat, they're cup D! Yeah take that you donkey balls sucker!" Tenten roused up from her seat and turned towards Tayuya with a smirk. Some of the boys gasped, they never knew Tenten's breast could get to that size comparing to how much sports she did.

"Tenten, that's a detention for you. You know that swearing is not a loud in class," Kakashi-sensei said as he handed the detention slip to her.

"Go suck Jiraiya's dick. You swear too sensei," Tenten said angrily as she swiped the detention slip off Kakashi-sensei. Sometimes, Tenten can be a little… Moody.

"Watch your language young lady. If you don't want a second one," Kakashi-sensei warned her.

"I don't think Tenten can ever watch her language, sensei. She's not even a lady," Tayuya snickered.

"That's enough Tayuya!" Kakashi-sensei said in a deadly tone, he didn't shout but it was an icy tone that sent chills down the slut's spine and made Tenten smirked.

"IF there are no further interruptions I would like you all to remain silent and wait as I give out these papers. Do these like real tests; REMEMBER it will determine who you're roommate will be for this whole year," Kakashi-sensei said to us as he handed them out, "You have ten minutes to fill them in. You may begin. Now."

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I got this idea from the author limegreen and the story is called, this compatibility test sucks. Check it out. And please leave a review. Flames are a loud. Just not too harsh please!